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cynicalpirate

Location: San Marino, United States

Member Since: January 2009

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Random Facts about Me:

-Real Name: Lauren...not telling you my last name :)

-Real Age: 22 Mentally: 5,12,30 (depends on who you ask)

-Born at 1am (making it twice as hard for my parents to wish me a happy birthday, since no one in my family are late owls)

-Been writing since I was 5 years old.

-Had the vocab of a high schooler when I was 8. (now, not so much)

-Had the reading skills of a college student when I was 11 (again, not so much)

-Am a certified band geek (band camp, marching band trips, band letter jacket etc)

-Took five years of Japanese and still can't remember how to say Where's the toilet.

-Currently attending community college with the hopes of getting a AA in English before transfering to a CSU to get my BA in English scratch that, have now decided to get my AA in general ed and BA in Art History. Aw the beauty of college.

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Likes

-Vampires

-Cemeteries

-Disney

-the color purple (the actual color, not the book)

-open minded people

-books

-music (any kind I can get my hand on)

-writing

-Art

Dislikes

-The Twilight Series (to a extent. I'm what the fandom would call a Twibird)

-People talking to me while I'm either reading, writing or studying

-People standing behind when I'm playing my instruments.

-Snakes and Sharks

-People who think that they KNOW what I'm thinking or about to say (aimed at my mom and sister)

-People who think they're always right about EVERYTHING.

-Math and Science in the classroom (math and I do not get along at all)

Update 9/05/09

I'm baackkk! Took a few months off but I'm back and kicking. With two stories under my belt :) 

Update 8/28/10

Yeah I'm back again, and this time I have COOKIES! And several stories. What can I say, I work hard. :) 

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