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Location: Kettering, United Kingdom

Member Since: March 2010

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Hallo Hallo Everybody, so where have we all been then?

Well, I guess it'd be fair for me to say the name's Jake, though I do accept Andy, Steve, Simon, Jacob, Jack, Flake, Fluke and Long-Haired cunt.

I guess my writing is the only way to escape the madness of the world, and accept my slowly falling state into my schizophrenia and manic depression. So, I write whatever the hell takes my fancy. Whether it's fantasy and the tales of Alexander Dyder and Dazen Rune, or Horror, especially in a little town called Manwood and the drug-fuelled hero, Jack O'Chantry, or hell even something a little more human, such as George Dullidge's time in an old folks home.

There's a lot to me besides writing. I can be the best friend in the world, never backing from your side for anything. I'm always there for everyone; I just don't have it in me to be nasty anymore. I'm also an avid chain-smoker and drinker, though if you called me a raging alcoholic, I'd be hard-pressed to think of a come-back. They help me write, and writing's what I do, so screw your judgemental attitudes.

Also, to add a few more layers onto me, I'm a ma-hoo-sive film fan. Besides writing, it is the single greatest way to tell a good tale. My personal favourites include: Gladiator, 12 Angry Men, The Shawshank Redemption, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Saving Private Ryan, Kick-Ass, Spiderman 2, The Dark Knight and a host of others. I'm also very into stand-up comdey; it's a talent I most surely wish I had mysef. Dylan moran, Dara O'Briain, Frankie Boyle and Ross Noble are a notable few.

Well, I'm a bit parched so I'm gonna grab a beer. Feel free to browse through the stories whever you wish, leave a comment or two if you wish. I take all criticism in a positive way, and I won't ever insult you for being honest; there's too little of it in this world to slander it when you come across it

(Oh yeah, if I do review your work, I'm very honest, and I like to be balanced. I'll tell you the good parts and the stuff that sucked more than a slut on a friday night.)

Toodle Pip.


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