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"Friendship is like peeing on yourself: everyone can see it, but only you get the warm feeling that it brings."

I just broke up with someone and the last thing she said to me was "You'll never find anyone like me again!" I'm thinking, "I should hope not! If I don't want you, why would I want someone like you."

"When I die, I want to go peacefully like my Grandfather did, in his sleep -- not screaming, like the passengers in his car."
"Got acne? Just ask your girlfriend what to do. Oh, that's right, you don't have a girlfriend."
My name's Dawn, and I'm pretty random ^ as you can see. My humor defines me, sort of. I'm not a very complicated person, but I'm also not the type to talk about myself (hence the quotes above taking up space with there hilarity). That being said, I'll let my writing do the rest of my talking.  


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