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Location: brooksville, United States

Member Since: May 2011

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I'm nothing special. I like to draw, read, and doodle scandalous images over my napkins when I go out and eat at a public restaraunt. And yes, I show them off to whoever is curious enough to look at them. With pride, I might add.

I'm looking for a job so I can fix my sweet ride and get my hands on a tablet.

I'm eighteen years old, single, and not looking. Relationships are a burden on the brain, man.


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