Edward Knox

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Edward Knox

Location: Corcoran, California, United States

Member Since: April 2015

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Hey there. I'm Edward.

I was born October 18th, 1984 in Humboldt county. The first seventeen years of my life were spent in Corcoran, which is a little prison town in California. Our claim to fame when I was growning up was that Charles Manson was serving life in our prison and there were rumors that even Robert Downey Jr. had stopped in for a visit. The past thirteen years have been spent in Montana. I'm happy to say they haven't been entirely unpleasent.

I wish I could say that my hobbies include performing two heart transplants twice a year for seven hundred thousand dollars a pop, counting and burying gold bars, and crashing black Lamborghini Countachs. That however is not the case so it's atleast fortunate that what I really enjoy is writing, drinking sixteen cups of coffee daily and smoking Camel menthol wides. In the end I know I'm lucky to do all three.

What I am hoping for is simple. I hope to meet people here who I enjoy, read a lot of your stories, and give you a few of my own in return.

My internal monologue is voiced by Tim Curry, Circa 1991.  If you ever need to lighten the load of your mistakes by comparing them to someone else's then I may have a few stories for you. If you feel like it drop me a line and we can swap tales of car fires, greek mythology and tax evasion. I habitually abuse the comma. In real life I don't actually talk  like a 1930's detective with attention deficit disorder. 

My name is Edward Knox and it's a pleasure to meet you.

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