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Hello people of booksie, welcome to my page! My name is Brittney Kay and I'm 15! Yay! That means I get my permit sooner than later (Unless I fail drivers ed. But lets ignore that idea, please!) I'm 5'5, not very athletic, have brown hair  and green eyes that cant see worth anything without glasses. I love my friends- Molly and Bonnie and Maggie and Annie! I'm overhyper, cant sing worth anything, love to talk but prefer to listen just so I can know everything, and play tennis- though no one will ever say I'm good. I have this SUPER WIERD tendency to ALWAYS end up on the ground. Literally. I can't sing, I look a bit strange when I dance, and I'm an amazing suck up. I love sterotypes because they're fun to try to imitate, and safe. I hate most vegtables and I have a gum addiction. It's my own personal drug.

Favorite sayings: "Whats wasted?"- Grown Ups

     "He'll be fine, I cracked the window," - Bradley Cooper in The Hangover

     "Being perfect means trying to seem perfect. That means no lacey underwear from Victoria Secret, or midnight snacks. Why be perfect?"

     Revenge is sweetest to the most bitter avenger

     "Oh my god! I want one!"  "Brittney... I'm not getting you an Indian baby. You arent going Angelina Jolie on me!"

     "Can I just die now?" "No, I'm not done torturing you yet." "Uh...."

     "Watch, I'll get her attention." *rattles change* "MONEY! GIVE!" "Told you I'd get her attention..."

"YOU THREW MY COOLY!" *stunned silence*

"WHY are you in such a good mood? it's literally hurting me!" "I got paid eighty dollars for last night!" "Funny. I didnt see you working main street..."  "Dont be silly! Other parts of town pay SO much better!"

"Don't be silly! I'm not a menace to society- I'm just an embarassment!"

     "It was so dissapointing! I mean, what's Kenny Chesny without tight pants?!"

"I want to thank my mom and dad, my best friends, and whoever invented nachos, for getting me through this total emotional breakdown."

"Dont be a drag Just be a Queen." - Lady Gaga, Born this Way

"What's over dramatic?" *thoughtful silence* "You."

"Is there a specific reason you feel the need to run through the sprinklers outside when its storming?" *thoughtful pause* "It's warmer than the showers in the dorms?"


OH! AND, just so you know, I'm in love with Bradley Cooper. And a lot of other people.... but he's in my top ten. So is Ashton Kutcher, and Brad Pitt when he wasn't old, and Lucas Till, and the guys who play Deand and Sammy on SUpernaturual (which i think is scary) and sooo many others. Ranger, from the Stephanie Plum series, is at the top right now. (the word babe is never as sexy as it is from his mouth!) Actually, I've been described as boy crazy. Dont judge- a girl must look!

MY STUFF!!: Chance To Live, Loving The Goth Next Door, and No Lost Love are the same series (they progress in that order) They're also from before my LONG vacation from booksie, and are all magical and mythical. SO if you dont like that, dont read those. My newest novel is Boots, Boys, and Bad Deals, and it's realistic and romance, not fiction. I guess I've outgrown my fiction writing style, though I do occasionally for poetry, though that's different. ANyways, Please Please read Boots, Boys, and Bad Deals

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And heres me (possibly for a limited time only, because im not so sure about this.....

alt Im the one with brown hair who's actually looking at the camera- the blondes my Maggie, and the girl in blue is another friend, Vanessa. I love the St. Louis Soda Shop!!!!!


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