Emmett and Me

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Emmett and Me

Location: Forks, United States

Member Since: March 2009

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Hello I'm Courtney, I'm 17 but really 101 years old I'm dating Emmett Cullen Yes, he's real I'm really a vampire Emmett found me when I was being attacked by a wolf (dumb wolves!) he goes by some legend saying we're not allowed on the wolves land who's the wolves anyways? Stephinie myer is a great person she recorded my families life, she put Emmett with Rosilie though Bella and Rosilie actulally hate each other so all you hear is "BLAH BLAH NO!" and "BLAH BLAH YES SIR!" that's all me and Emmett hear all the time! Edward is one of my best friends we are yes real siblings. I'm his somewhat bigger sister Emmett is always writing on the computer he has a Aim by the way I'll type it later he of corse wants to go online Rosilie prbily has to go shopping online, And Bella and I are taking Resimee to the play ground or maybe the Grand Canyon.  Who knows though?

If you ever forgotten what you were talking about in a conversation copy and paste this into your profile.

I like cheese. I have seen purple cows. If two gooses are geese, then why aren't two moose meese, or when two foots are feet, why aren't two footballs feetball? People call me crazy, but I'm just random! If you're random and proud of it, copy this into your profile

99% of teenagers go out with others by looks,

put this on your page if your that 1%

that cares about their emotions

and for being the person they are

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself. It's when you argue with yourself and LOSE when it's weird. If you've ever had that happen to you copy this and put it in your profile.

You know you live in 2008 when...

If you've ever tried to lick your elbow and knew that it was physically impossible, copy this to your profile

1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years      3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your    friends is they dont have a screenname or my space                           4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote    instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all  your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and  you know you did!


If u think those stupid kids should just give the poor trix rabbit some trix copy and paste this on ur profile.

If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile.

If you have ever forgotten what you were going to say, right before you say it, copy this into your profile.

If you've ever talked to yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.

If you have ever tripped over air, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever stayed up for over 40 hours continuously just because you frickin' could, copy this into your profile.

If you have ever pushed on a door that said pull or vise versa copy this into your profile.

If you've ever tried to put your hair behind your ears and ended up poking yourself in the eye, copy this into your profile.

 you're one of those people who get excited when you see just two comments on your story, paste this into your profile.

If you have ever had a mad laughing fit for absolutely no reason, copy and paste this into your profile

Hope you like it...^_^


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