Euphoria Applegate

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Euphoria Applegate

Location: Scranton, United States

Member Since: December 2009

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 Hi! I'm Euphoria Applegate. That's (obviously) not my real name, because, well, my parents are definitely not that horrid.

I guess I'll tell you a little bit about me.

I'm 24 years old. But really immature!

I live (somewhere) in the US of A.

I'm an assistant Marketing Director. Well...Like, assistant to the assistant's assistant. The job's shit but I hear great gossip about our boss (who's really quite yummy), and I get paid. Can't really ask for more, I guess. Actually, a 401k would be nice. Just saying.

I'm totally pro-Earth. I'm vegan, I never use plastic bags nor paper bags at the grocery store (Reusable cloth bags are the way to go guys!), and I never EVER litter. I'm not overbearing when it comes to people not being/doing the aforementioned things, but littering really annoys me. How hard is it to walk three feet to a trash can? Stop fucking up our planet, people.

Ahem. Sorry. That's all I have to say on that. Lol.

Anyways, you wanna know something really weird? For all you fellow One Tree Hill fans (OTH forever!!), my real name is Leighton Sawyer. I know! Big resemblance to Peyton Sawyer huh? Wanna know something even MORE weird? My boyfriend's (WAIT! FIANCE! Eeep! More on that later!) first name is Lucas! Yea, I know, I know! But I swear I'm not making this up. But sadly, I don't have a best friend named Brooke. Or even resembling her at all, though Paulie is a pretty awesome best friend. And unfortunately L. Sawyer, does NOT sound as cute for a nickname like P. Sawyer. I wish it did, because I'd make EVERYONE call me that. L. Sawyer, I mean.

Uhmm....What else. Oh yea! My fiancee! *sighs dreamily* Lucas, is no Lucas Scott, but he's amazing anyways. He's a 26 year old process server (Yes, like the dude in Pineapple Express...just without all the drugs and shit.) and incidentally he proposed to me the same day I joined Booksie! Which is kinda helpful, because I have a sucky memory so if I ever forget the exact date he proposed, I can just come on here and look at the date I joined. Lucky me. Lucas's memory is even worse so I really feel for him. Lol. But yea, I'm engaged! The ring is so pretty! It was his great aunt's, whom I'm told was a bitch, but had really nice jewelry. So yea, there's that.

You guys wanna know the story? Of how he proposed, I mean? *takes your silence as a yes* Well, on December 30th, after I got home from work, I was sooo tired. I just wanted to curl up and go to sleep, but Lucas insisted that I watch a movie with him. I was about to tell him to fuck off and let me sleep, when I noticed he looked kinda anxious. For a second, I thought he'd killed the hamster (again), or even worse Jamie (our dog), but right as I thought that, Jamie bounded up, terrorizing our hamster, who was in its hamster ball cowering in fear because of the big paws that kept swiping at it. After I'd taken Pelligrino the Hamster away from Jamie, I decided to watch the movie after all. Mostly I was just curious because of Lucas's nervousness. Well, he put on Moulin Rouge, which is my favorite movie OF. ALL. TIME, and which Lucas has told me he hates with a passion. But he watched it with me and didn't even tell me I was a punk for crying when Satine dies, like he usually did.

And...okay, remember how I told yuu Lucas's memory is even worse than mine? Well, he has this habit of writing things on his hands, like phone numbers or "Buy toilet paper."So, we were sitting there after the movie and, he did it so casually I didn't even suspect, he laid his hand down so his palm was visible and write there in the middle of his hand in bold sharpied letters was "PROPOSE TO LEIGHTON." I was shocked and I just stared at him, unsure of what exactly that meant. And instead of saying something totally romantic, like "I love you with a burning passion or something." (which is kinda lame lol), he just smirks and says "Yea, you read that right." and pulls out a little black box and his great-aunt's ring. I squealed and Luke smiled and was all "Banana boo bear," (which he only calls me because he knows I hate it.) "Will you marry me?" And of course, I said yes and squealed again and we kissed and...well, I won't get into what we did after that...

But yea. Thats the whole sordid tale. We haven't set a date yet, but pretty soon I'm going to be Mrs. Leighton Conrad. Or Mrs. Leighton Sawyer-Conrad. Or maybe I'll keep my maiden name. Hmm. Those are questions for another day. Haha! Luke is reading over my shoulder and has just read my version of the proposal story. He wants me to mention that he proposed on a Wednesday, because he remembered it's my favorite day of the week. *rolls eyes* He also says there's no way in hell I'm keeping my maiden name, but obviously he forgot who wears the pants in this relationship!!! Ow! He just smacked my ass. I'm not sure if that counts as domestic violence or sexual harassment. Assface. He's lucky I love him. Sigh.

Well, that's it for me. Can't think of anything else to tell you guys. If you wanna know more about me, just leave a comment. I'm a very open individual (Haha, Luke just made a dirty joke about that), so whatever you want to know, I'm up for it. If you want me to read something just ask, and I'd appreciate it if you'd check out my novel, If It Kills Me... ^_^

<3 Euphoria.

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