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Location: Coowsaw, United States

Member Since: March 2011

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I was born in 1969 on a sailboat in ft myers fl. I got arestted for stealing a cow when I was 16. I was picking mushrooms and ate a couple and then haour later I looked at a cow and thought why have the mushroom when you could have the hole cow. well it made sence at the time but I had a hard time running from the cops with a cow! the rest of my biogrphy is in my poems which are all stories about my life and my friends. I hope to make a book out of them some day and I have alot of really good pictures to go in it. maybe some day famos singer will buy them from me and I could make enough money to treat my forgiving wife to the life she deserves after putting up with me. you would have to read my poems to understand. but anywho I've taken the worst molments of my life and turn them into some of the funnest poems. I hope you enjoy them and have many laughs ps I sometimes speek gulla and I dis-slec-sick and ADD


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