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Location: Thailand

Member Since: April 2012

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Pray. Eat.Sleep.Be goodto your parentsandthosearoundyou.Eat(again).


NAME: Dot Dot Dot (btw, that doesn't stand for Dorothy, Dotty or any Dot-shortened nickname). It's just for suspense :)

AGE: I have recently been suffering from Peter-Pan Syndrome so I am going to go with... 17 

OCCUPATION: Traveller/ Explorercool

NATIONALITY: British/ American. (Yes I do love my British accent and agree that it is totally hot) laugh

HAIR COLOUR: I like to experiment with my hair so ... brown/ black/ blonde/auburn - but at the moment it is very long and brown.

One Hyde Park... <3


So basically I came across this site when I was sick, tired and 

B-O-R-E-D out of my mind from reading all my shitty literature books from school about stupid existentialist protagonists who can't decide if they want to live or die (emo much?) and pervy licentuous paedophiles who basically need to die. Anyway, I needed a break from all of that rubbish and I had read nearly all the books in my home library at least 5 times, so I typed in short stories on google and somehow came across this. oh my god. the first thing or things, shall I say, I see are "Vampire this" and "Vampire that" or "Abducted by a werewolf alpha", "Emo" etceter-frikkin-ra. indecision Seriously? No, I mean, SERIOUSLY? And I thought reading about suicidal nutters and paedophiles were bad. I didn't want to be quick to judge so I read a few of the stories. Nope, I was right to judge.


So I thought, let me join. Let me join so I can publically and theoretically express how much I CANNOT STAND vampire love stories (apart from The Vampire Diaries). For flip's sake, Twilight is MORE THAN ENOUGH to last mankind an entire lifetimeangry If I ever do come across a "vampire", I will stake him/ her/ them/ IT in the heart with my gran's walking stick to prove they SUCK! and not blood but just in general. Yes.


Anyway, I hope I haven't offended anyone. That really isn't my intention. Although, it would be interesting to see someone try to change my opinion with a, let's say, "amazing" vampire story. But I doubt that will happen. Toodles ;) angel


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