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GayLittleMuffin

Location: United States

Member Since: May 2010

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Well hello oh people who may or may not look at this. And yes, as my URL says, and my picture may lead you to believe, I AM gay...don't worry, it's not contagious. Anyway for anyone who wants to talk to me, here's some random things about myself: - I have an adorable niece! Mess with her you die! - I am 18 and have a twin brother - My favorite food is canned chili - I get really uncomfortable and embarrassed when girls hit on me. - I hate wearing clothes but I have to...it sucks - I believe there's no such thing as an ugly smile...except myself, I think I have a horrible smile. lol - I am Jules' Gay Little Muffin, so you mess with her you will die - My boyfriend's name is Tobias Ryan Helix...but he goes by Ryan - I work at my dad's construction company - I am shamelessly addicted to Shane Dawson's comedy clips! - My favorite movie is the Ice Age series - I have grey eyes and black hair - My best friend's name is Hope McKenzie - I have a cat named Minxy and she likes raping me and stealing my food - I will most likely make a sexual reference at least once - I am proud of who I am - I don't give a crap if you say Christians can't be gay and still believe in God...because I do believe in God and I am proud to be gay. - And I am no longer a virgin...but I've only had sex with Ryan - My initials are R.A.T (River Alexander Tylers) - When I write my name, I don't dot the i - I sing in the church choir - I hate it when people are condemned by a person before the person even knows anything about the person they're condemning...so I try to be as friendly as possible until you piss me off - I curse on a regular basis...but will refrain from doing so if you don't like it - I don't like the word cuss - I'm not a big fan of poetry, but I'll give anything a chance (That doesn't sound right...lol) - I don't usually put periods at the end of my sentences unless it's for writing or something

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