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If I were a secretive sort, I might say, "eh the less you know about me the better."
And if I were a secretive pirate I might add an, "ARGGH!" at the end of that last statement for good measure.
I am not a secretive pirate so I will tell you some things about myself.
I think the words, "clown" and, "fart", when said together are absolutely hilarious.
I am not currently, but could see myself one day easily becoming addicted to chocolate chip cookies.
I fully intend to begin each of these with, "I".
I am the owner of an unfaithful lava lamp.
I have hugged trees, and every now and again they hug me back.
I have more to say, but don't want to take up too much of your time.
I think I'll do just one more. I have a little boy who's my favorite person in the whole universe.
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