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Guardian Angel Azrael

Location: United States

Member Since: January 2010

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Hi.  I would tell you my real name, but then I would have to kill you.  Many people take that as a joke, but I am not kidding.  i will  kill you if you find out my name.  Grrrrr.  Lol.  Just kidding.  I hope you know that.  Anyways, a little quick information about me.  Um.  Let's see.

Hair: Waist length, straight, black.                  Eyes:  I have violet contacts on.

Favorite tv shows:  Vamp diaries, Inuyahsa.     Movies: Twilight Saga, Elektra

Books:  Anything vampire related (twilight saga, blue bloods, house of night series, vamp academy)

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95% of teens would have a break down if Miley Cyrus was standing on the edge of a tower ready to JUMP! Copy and Paste this on your profile if your part of the 5% that would yell " Jump Bitch! "

There's nothing wrong with arguing with yourself; it's when you argue with yourself and LOSE that's weird. Post this on your page if you've ever done that!

98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.

You Know You Live In 2010 When: 1.) You accidentally enter your password on a microwave 2.) You haven't played solitaire with real cards for years 3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your friends is they don’t have a screen name or my space 4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV 6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job 7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling 8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all your friends. 9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5 10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5 11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly 12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and you know you did

15 Things to do at Wal-Mart while your spouse/partner/parent is taking their sweet time: 1.. Get 24 boxes of shoes and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking. 2. Set all the alarm clocks in Housewares to go off at 5-minute intervals. 3. Make a trail of tomato juice on the floor leading to the rest rooms. 4. Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an official tone, 'Code 3' in housewares... and see what happens. 5. Go the Service Desk and ask to put a bag of M&M's on lay away. 6. Move a 'CAUTION - WET FLOOR' sign to a carpeted area. 7. Set up a tent in the camping department and tell other shoppers you'll invite them in if they'll bring pillows from the bedding department. 8. When a clerk asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask 'Why can't you people just leave me alone?' 9.. Look right into the security camera; use it as a mirror, and pick your nose. 10. While handling guns in the hunting department, ask the clerk if he knows where the anti-depressants are. 11. Dart around the store suspiciously loudly humming the 'Mission Impossible' theme. 12. In the auto department, practice your 'Madonna look' using different size funnels. 13. Hide in a clothing rack and when people browse through, say 'PICK ME! PICK ME!' 14. When an announcement comes over the loud speaker, assume the fetal position and scream 'NO! NO! It's those voices again!!' (And last but not least!) 15. Go into a fitting room and shut the door and wait a while; and, then, yell, very loudly, 'There is no toilet paper in here!

Crazy is when you stare at a pencil and laugh when someone asks you just what you find so interesting about the eraser. Crazy is when you have an hour long sob-fest, then start singing and dancing when your favorite song plays. Crazy is when you do or say a totally random thing, like "do you ever wonder where the eraser bits go?" or start having a thumb war with yourself (I find that I am a very tough opponent). So if you're crazy, copy this onto your profile.

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