We are the Half Blood
In a world, filled with bad writing and people too nice to
review truthfully, the Half Blood Princes rise above this
insanity. Their reviews what is honest, and sometimes hurtful.
But remember children. The truth will set you free...
Q: Alright hotshot, where can I read YOUR writing?
A: My account is [Here] and contains most of my bullshit
angsty nonpublished poetry (I don't put up the published
Q: Why the "Half Blood Princes"? What kind of a name is that?
A: The name is a reference to a
character in the sixth Harry Potter book, aptly named "The Half
Blood Prince." In the book, Harry decides last minute to take
potions and has to use a spare book because he didn't buy his
own. Written in the margrin of the book are tons of little
notes, all critiquing and editing the lessons of the book to
help Harry improve.
We picked our name for that
reason- we critique things as well, and try to help people
improve. Thus, the "Half Blood Princes" were born.
Q: Who is that in your display picture?
A: Uh, Deadpool. I originally used
it just as a holder until I found a better picture, but I kind
of like it. Deadpool's a character in the Marvel universe, look
him up. The text reads, "Y'know what, man? I'm disappointed,"
which really does make sense in the context of this
Q: Grow up! You're just making fun of others!
A: We critique, and yes,
occaisionally poke fun at someone's writing. But the thing is,
there is a HUGE difference between telling someone their
writing is awful and telling someone that they personally have
no talent or hope. We aim to help people improve by pointing
out flaws in their writing. Only when mistakes are realized can
they be improved upon.
Q: You just bash/flame people! If you actually criticized
people, we'd actually like you!
A: None of these are questions.
But I digress.
LIES. We DO try and help people. That's our main goal.
Q: Your spelling in this email/review is WRONG! Let me spend
ten minutes picking your grammar and spelling apart and ignore
your actual arguments. HAHA!
A: Published poems and
stories/=/emails or reviews. We don't expect you to have to
spell check your reviews or emails, and you shouldn't expect us
to either. I DO expect published work to be reread, edited, and
spell/grammar checked however.
Q: How many are of you?
A: Right now, mainly
Q: You guys are hiding behind a veil!
A: ...A veil? REALLY? Okay, I know
you think that we are hiding, just because we call ourselves 1,
2, etc. But there's a reason we, as well as everyone else,
don't tell our real names. And here it is: THIS IS THE
INTERNET! We are all teenagers that have no reason to go
shouting out our real names. Hiding behind a veil? Please.
Q: What's with the numbers?
A: It makes us feel cool.
Q: Do you get a lot of hate-mail?
A: Yep. And we answer all of it.
Not one email goes unread. So if you feel like saying anything,
go ahead and email us. We'll answer it.
CRITICAL ACCLIAM FOR THE
HALF BLOOD PRINCES
"I HATE U UGLY ASSSSSSSSSSSSSS TALK TO ME
LIKE THAT U GON GET THAT WHOOPING I AM FROM THE GHETTO U HEARD ME
"Ur gay and ugly"
"I wonder what your parents think?
I think they would be pretty disgusted, with you childish people.
But you know what…….. You'll be the losers in the end. Half the
cafe hates you and it sort of becoming an honour to be in your
video.... People mock you, they don't think highly of
"...Morover who said you are good
critics, why should we listen to a pack of morons when they have
never written good about anybody..It's not praises that are
sought but negativity serves no purpose. So please sincerely F***
"ok y dont u just lay off you litle
jerk off no body asked you to keep looking at my stuff so i would
really appriciate it if you would stop mkay GET YOUR OWN
"Gosh, are you really still this
bored? Isn't it time for your bed-time yet? Maybe you need some
more calories to get the old grey matter working?"
"You are a spineless fraud.
Most of us that talk-off line know who you are. Grow
the up. Nobody asked for your "harsh" reviews.
"do i think i care what you think
u just judge what u see"
"That's just sad, if your life has
come to that. "
"... and sorry but the We are the
Half Blood Princes have got to go .. hate to tell them but they
are no better than anyone else else and hatred on this site is
not welcome ... "
"Just to let you all know, I got
curious about the half blood princes and looked up their profile.
Give me time, I will invent some new colorful metaphors to
"Bitch you have some serious
problems. THIS FUCKING STORY IS COMING FROM A GAY HIMSELF! SO
STOP CRITICIZING MY FUCKING WORK YOU FUCKING
"THAT IS WHAT IF FUCKING SAID IN
THE FUCKING FOURTH FUCKING CHAPTER OF PART FUCKING ONE YOU
RETARDED PIECE OF FUCKING SHIT! Maybe you should fucking read it
Ms. Bitch. "
" so if you want to be bitchy online,
be bitchy because I'll just be twice a bitchy as you are
"coz u r stereotyped by used words! point
out any spelling mistake n i would leave this booksie! go get
life dude!i guess u never had a crush coz u dont have eyes as i
told u already u r blind!"