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HannieSandwich15

Location: Midland, United States

Member Since: August 2015

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My name is Hannie. Not really. I'm lying for the sake that I love that people don't know who I am because I'm actually super hot and sometimes people want to cut themselves since my perfectness makes them feel inferior. I'm also lying again, but hey! Who doesn't tell a little white lie over the internet to catfish a sixty-two year old who wants to feel like she still got that sass?  I do!

Anywho, if it's an stipulation, I'm quite average and I love it that way. I love connecting with all those average people out there like me. I think, however, average is such a misleading word. Yes, I am average height, weight, blah, blah , blah, but no one else in the entire universe has the same genetic makeup or love for nacho cheese as I have. NO ONE. To me, that's pretty extraordinary. Damn, this is as deep as a sixteen year old girl's tweeter bio.

I thought it'd would be nice to share some of the things I have created since my mother told me one time that she couldn't understand why my English teachers were passing me. So why not let the entire world criticize me!   

Yes that is Nicolas Cage morphed into the body of a fat baby as my profile picture. I chose it because I think it's funny. Deal with it.

(I am not a baby nor am I Nicolas cage)

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