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Location: Saginaw, Michigan, United States

Member Since: October 2008

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This page is about meeeeeeeee! so there. read it, and like it! alt

Just to warn you, because i'm  a HUGE spaz,this part of the page may not make any sense, but read it anyway, you'll make me feel so special! 

Here is my AMAZING story, and after you read it, theres bio stuff after it, but it is soooo amazing so read it NOW! (=

Once upon a time, there was a unicorn named Jorge and he wanted a friend. So he called Paris Hilton and they bffs 4 eva! THE END. alt

That was beautiful, right? It brought tears to my eyesalt as i completely made it up a few seconds ago. I AM A CREATIVE GENIUS!

On to the bio stuff then...alt

Name: I'm not sure... can I use a lifeline on that one?alt

Nickname: Spazzy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!,Kenny, Holly, Michelle, and others. (all very long stories) 

Eye Color: Hazel

Hair Color:Reddish, Brownish,Blondish.Rainbow!!!!!


Boyfriend: yuppppp

Current Obsession: there are so many! ELVIS, Jason Castro (American Idol 7), Adam Lambert,  Wicked, Yaoi , Death Note, South Park, Panic! at the Disco, Invader Zim, The Nightmare Before Chrismas, RUNNING CC!!!!, and TONS of other stuff.alt

Current Location: on Sarah Palin's bridge to nowhere.

Favorite Store:Hot Topic!!!!!!!!!

Show:Death Note, South Park, and all Yaoi stuff

Sport: CROSS COUNTRY!!!!!! and swimming is ok, not even close to how much i altCC!

Bands: Mötley Crüe, Guns N Roses, Caramell, Jethro Tull, Billy Talent, MSI, Panic! at the Disco, The Darkness, ACDC,Queen, Paramore, Kiss, and so on. (I like a lot of old music and alternative stuff)


Singers: Adam Lambert, ELVIS!!! (Died before i was born, sad..),Jason Castro, Taylor Swift, David Cook, P!nk, Freddy Mercury (He died before i was born too, but he was amazing anyway!), blah, blah, blah.

Movies: South Park : Bigger, Longer, and Uncut, Death Note Movie, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Little Shop of Horrors, Hairspray, Grease, RENT, The Blues Brothers, and others...

Books: any YAOI, Death Note, The Cirque Du Freak Series, The Book Thief, and the Glass Castle

Actors: Johnny Depp!!!!

Actresses:Reese Witherspoon,Kristen Chenoweth, and  Idina Menzel. 

Host: RYAN SEACREST!!! long story...


Quotes: "Friendship is like peeing your pants, everyone can see it but only you can feel it." (Me!!) 

Best Features: prolly mah eyes...

I really have nothing else to say right now except, the next time a chicken gives you a back rub, tip him.The last time I didnt leave him a tip of 15%, so he set my hobo, George, on fire. I had to extinguish him. Tip them back rubbing chickens!


92% of teens would be dead if Abercrombie and Fitch said it wasn't cool to breathe. Put this in your profile if you're part of the 8% that would be laughing.




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