Homer Sands

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Homer Sands

Location: Alameda, United States

Member Since: September 2012

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Homer Sands began writing at a young age, primarily out of boredom. He currently attends a school that has no creative writing courses, so he's had to make do on his own. He attempted once before to enter a book of poetry (with the framing device of him having found the lost manuscript of a traveling bard that was eternal and met numerous fictious and historical figures) into a contest, only to have it disqualified for submitting the work of another author (The judging comitee appearently believed the eternal bard was a real person that Homer was plagerizing, so it clear that he's pretty damn convincing). Among his other works were a rambling one hundred page epic concerning a zombie outbreak during the Civil War he hopes to rewrite and reformat into an intelligible story one day, a series of short stories about a Mars-based private detective, and a purely invented universe that combines shifting WWI era alliances between nations with a fantasy world of Dragons and Monsters. Homer enjoys writing and puts a lot of time towards it, as he is fast approaching a point in his life where if this does not become a fruitful career he will have wasted a large portion of his life that could have been spent on more fruitful pursuits in academia. He has begun publishing now in hopes of one day being able to support himself completely by writing down the things he thinks of while possibly sipping some kind of delicious beverage out of a coconut shell on an island getaway (he has no intention of living in poverty and only doing things for the art). Please enjoy the strange tales that come from his head.


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