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James Vane

Location: Somewhere English, United Kingdom

Member Since: April 2010

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  • Nothing I post here will be my best work. Still, if you steal it, I will pull out your eyes, slice off your genitals fingers then sue you. I will do it. I swear.
  • Most of what I write will be incomplete and slap-dash, but nevertheless, feel very free to offer criticism. I'll be very grateful for it.
  • When not writing, I'm at college, abroad or at work. And work sucks.
  • I judge harshly. Someone's got to do it. Don't expect me to fawn over your purple prose when your characters are two-dimensional.
  • I wind up at anime conventions in the US and in Britain because friends of mine are big Japanese geeks.
  • I like it when boys fu-- er...
  • My favourite colour is green.
  • I hate Twilight. =3  Yaaay.
  • Heterosexuality is a bore.
  • This is enough bullet points for one day.

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