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Location: Portland OR, United States

Member Since: January 2008

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Old Library geek and hopeful historian. College drop-out but firm believer in 2nd, 3rd, and 4th chances. Education never stops!

Hope to share some stories and poems.

I have waltzed in palaces. I have walked the ramparts of castles and peed on the bottom of others.

I have stumbled the cobblestones of Munich during Oktoberfest. I have gone behind the Iron Curtain. .I have rubbed shoulders with Russian

soldiers before a wall of swords and battle axes, debating whether we should clobber each other or sneak out back and have a bowl.

I have hitched across country and been under martial law in Albuquerque, had Lone Star beer lobbed at my by cowboys, and I have met

the leader of a Christian motorcycle gang.

I am a clumsy man, and almost lost a thumb making a hammer back in metal shop. Yet I have helped create a thing of beauty in a landscaping

job back in my home state of California.

I had a pair of cats for 16 years. I have been puked on by a blue jay, found the true meaning of "a cornered rat", chased a llama and have

seen a camel run over a car.



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