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JenniferATLX

Location: Singapore, Singapore

Member Since: December 2009

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I make mistakes. I have a past. I have regrets. I notice cute guys then mess up in front of them. I don't like being wrong. I procrastinate. I act a lot tougher than I actually am. I cry. I get pissed off too easily. I have enemies. I have secrets. I do way too little homework. I like to eat unhealthy food. I forget but never forgive. There are some days where I wake up in the morning and just want to call it quits. I'm far from perfect, but the beauty of it is, I don't care.

Hi, I’m Evvie. Evvie Cymbeline. You may think it’s a weird name (which it is) but it means Life’s Melody. News from the file marked “Obvious”: it’s not my real name.
 
If you want to know how I got this random name, I found it on a website. I swear. But anyway. You know that weird feeling you get when you’re listening to some song on your Ipod or whatever and you suddenly realise the lyrics or the tune TOTALLY match your thoughts or life??????
 
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Yeah. I get that feeling a lot too.
 
So Evvie Cymbeline. Life’s Melody. Because life is just a long song-piece, with it’s bad and good points (just like Lady Gaga songs!). 
 
Basically:
 
About Me: I am between 13-16 years old (take your pick). I do not have a penis. If you don’t know what this means please seek immediate help. Or go for sex ed. Whatever works for you.
 
Dislikes: I am allergic to prawns and jerks who badmouth girls in any way unless they’re sluts and therefore totally deserve it.
 
Likes: I like pizza, dogs, reading, writing and people (except for some). I also love romance and bad boys. *Swoon*
 
More dislikes (Because I hate a lot of things XD): I hate Twilight (the series, not the movies. The movies rock).
 
Just for you to know: I can play rough, but I choose to remain feminine for the majority of the time. Just don’t be surprised if my fist suddenly sinks itself into your face.
 
I hate any kind of sport that involves heavy physical contact (like wrestling. Excuse me, but ew) but like individual sports, like swimming or running.
 
I used to be in love, but we’re just friends now. Don’t laugh, it’s possible. Though I occasionally have the uncontrollable urge to poke his eye out with a fork
 
I have an insane group of girlfriends who have been banned from many public places (because of disturbing the peace with their incessant laughter), a best friend who is a little ditzy, and goofy guy friends.
 
I love life (but I cover it up because in today’s society being an old hippy on life is not very desirable – plus it’s kind of awkward to tell people you love life without sounding corny/insane) and I like to think about things when I can.
 
But most importantly: I write.
 
Writing is my hobby and passion. I write when I’m happy. I can’t write when I’m sad, because it all comes out wrong since I’m affected by my own emotions.
 
I believe in true love. Not the fairytale kind, where we all live Happily Ever After, but the real life kind, where there are tears and fights but also happiness and hot, hot make-up sex.
 
Random fact: I like walking in the rain by myself, but I also enjoy staying in on a rainy day to write.
PS. My parents don’t know their daughter is an escapee from the psycho ward. Don’t tell them. Shhh~
PPS. If you see large unexplained blank spaces with "alt" written on the top left corner (and "hello" written on the first blank space because I am a random person with nothing to do), please ignore them. They're supposed to be pictures, but due to my (extreme) lack of tech prowess, said pictures are MIA. Please hold while I go pull my hair out and also sign up for computer lessons (if there are such things for idiots such as myself).   
Oh, and if you don't see anything at all, ignore the last paragraph.
For some reason which I cannot fathom, Booksie hates me.

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