Jill Gatsby

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Jill Gatsby

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TWISTED STORIES AND TWISTED STUFF by Jill Gatsby

As I develop my new blog of twisted storytelling, it should come as no surprise to you that I will be updating and slightly adjusting my parameters as the days grow shorter and the nights grow longer.  I have 360 days of writing to go.  

 

I hope I can weave my twisted stuff into strange and delusional anecdotes that will surprise enlighten and most importantly, entertain you.

 

I have taken a vow to insert ten (10%) percent of the truth into every story I create.  Don't count on much more than that however don't count on any less.  Sometimes a little truth can go a long way.  

 

The fun part is that you decide which parts are true and which parts I am creating out of my imagination, which has been genetically influenced by my father, the king of B movies, Larry Cohen. http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169540/

 

Hey Daddy, into the abyss we go.

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 THE STORY BEHIND THIS STUFF a of 4 Jun 2013

 

I was told by a leprechan that I should start a blog, so I have decided to start a blog that revolved around my STUFF.  We've all got it.  We all collect it.  We all want to get rid of it.  We all need it.  We all do stupid things with it and for it and to get it.  In the end it's all just stuff.  Yes, hail to the great George Carlin!  This post is for you, George.  And for your eretheral amusement I'm adding a new twist; Every twisted thing I write about gets auctioned off on Ebay.  There can only be one winner though, so please  ... No whiners.  You had your chance and you snoozed! 2fbb3e_d840ce5620a77669b5f3724cbb865692.As I develop this new blog of twisted storytelling, it should come as no surprise to you that I will be updating and slightly adjusting the parameters as the days grow shorter and the nights grow longer.  

 

I have 359 days of writing left to go.  I pray I might weave my twisted stuff into strange and inspirational anecdotes that will surprise enlighten and most importantly, entertain you.  I have also taken a vow to insert ten (10%) percent of the naked truth into every story that I create.  Hey, sometimes a little truth can go a long way.   The fun part is that you get to decide which parts of each story are true and which parts I am creating out of the most provocative and playful parts of my mind.

 

Remember all of this has been genetically influenced by my father, the king writer of all time; the great Larry Cohen, who has written and sold over 200 screen stories in his lifetime.

 

 http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0169540/

 

Hey Daddy, into the abyss of the absurd we go!

This is a graphic design for a story written by Gatsby called FISHBOWL.

 

 THE STORY BEHIND THIS STUFF a of 4 Jun 2013

I was commanded by a little Jewish leprechaun to write a blog.  I am complying by starting this blog about my magical and most interesting twisted stuff.   In the end it's all just stuff and bones anyway.  

DISCLAIMER: Except when I'm at Burning Man –

August 15th to September 4th, where I will be refueling my precious life experience and absolute love within in a divine society of magnificent peace seekers.  

Aside from this astounding break in my blog, I will present one outrageous trinket and one beautifully twisted story once a day for one year.  

I have been called a self-entertaining unit.  It's why I don't need cable.  I've got me! After all these years on the Internet, I still have no clue as to how to make anything go viral.  This may only be seen by me and my dog. And here's my dog, Pascal Twitty

2fbb3e_2d8600821fa0a23eb9a98d34b90bc57c.Pascal Twitty Twine - Not for Sale!!!

 

 

 

 

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