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Location: United States

Member Since: August 2010

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Kay; So,

Welcome To KissMySass.

This page is made up of two people - HelloKittyFucksTheMainstream and Thornix.

We'll split the about me; just so you know what it's about.

But; back to the page,

We're here to rant,

talk about the things no-one else does,

we're here just to have fun,

well that's what i worked out anyway.

Haters Make Me Famous
O n l i n e [] O f f l i n e [] G u e s s B i t c h [x]
My Name Is Aris
Yaio Is The Sex
 Jeffree Star Is God
 Dahvie Vanity Has Better Hair Than You
 I’m Pretty Critical Of Everything
 Personally I Do Not Take Reading Requests On This Account
 You Don’t Want To Mess With Either Of Us
I'm Female [Obvious; eh?]
Painfully Sarcastic
Hates [Most] Rap
I Have A Venus Fly Trap In My Kitchen
I Hate Twilight.
Hate On Me


  Name - Paige.

   Age - Guess; not like i'm gunna tell you.

   Where I Live - Well now; you think i'm gunna tell you that aswell? You've got my name, isn't that enough.

  As stated by Aris; you really shouldn't mess with either of us.

 Yeah, I'm a bitch. Depending on who you are; what you do; and if i like you. So have fun making an impression, Sweetheart.

 I'm a Music addict, yup. But isn't that expected? It is Booksie of course.

 I will use a gun to kill someone; that or acid. My personal preferance.

I write dark stuff - but it's personal.

Sean Smith is gorgeous - i don't care what your thinking; i don't care what your saying, you'll still be begging for more.

And to finish this off; a picture of me. And a piece of advice; Picture First -


    Don't Flirt With Either Of Us;

Don't Judge Either Of Us;

We Pack A Punch;

We Can Hurt you With Words;

Don't Judge What We Write,

What We Say Is Up To Us No-One Else.



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