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Spencer put down his paint brush after he painted the last touches to his master piece. At 23, Spencer had it all, a lovely house, a beautiful girlfriend and is going to be a dad.


When he was 9 he had 5 sisters and 2 brothers and only 3 of them stayed with there aunt who Spencer never new. Spencer saw this lady shouting at his mum then the night after Spencer saw that lady going down an ally then he saw a shot gun in a bush. He was scared at this point. He ran quietly towards to get the gun. Then he shouted ‘Hey you, you old witch!’ The lady looked behind her and saw Spencer with a gun in his hand. Spencer triggered the gun and there was a ‘BANG’. He hid his gun in his jacket and ran. He was frightened to death that he was going to been in big trouble. Every night since then he could not go get to sleep. That was then. He got to sleep at last then 1 night he heard a ‘BANG’.


George was a lazy little rat bag. No job and No friends. He was always drunk, he enjoyed nothing than a punch up after he was at the Star Hotel. He always is falling out with everyone. This night he thought this is going to change his life.


Spencer turned around to see if his girlfriend was there. She was. So Spencer went and opened the door and creped down the stairs. His heart was racing like a racing car. George ran and hid in a cupboard downstairs. When Spencer went in to the kitchen to see who it was. George was a twin brother to Spencer (looked exactly like him). George quietly ran up the stairs in to the study and got the famous painting and got his mask of and went in to the Spencer’s bedroom and woke Spencer’s girlfriend up and whispered ‘come on someone’s broke into the house we need to run quietly down stairs in to the cupboard underneath the stairs’. ‘Ok’ sayed the girlfriend. They got down the stairs in till George saw the light just turned of. He hid behind the T.V.

Spencer had a glass of orange juice and a bit of toast. When Spencer went up the stairs. George ran to the door and ran in to the car. Then Spencer went in to the bedroom and saw the girlfriend wasn’t there and then he ran in to the study and saw the painting wasn’t there. He saw a car light going into the distance then he ran and got the keys for his car then he went after the car. He was getting closer to the car lights in front. He was angry and upset. The car lost control at a bend. Spencer breaks could not work. He pounded his foot on the break paddle but that never worked. The tyres skidded along the tar. He went over, turning rolling glass shattering from the windows. Spencer held on tightly on the steering wheel. And he took his last breath. George smiled in the rear view mirror and chuckled. He put his hand on Spencer’s girlfriend’s knee and sayed ‘Are you ok sweetheart’. The girlfriend replayed ‘Yea I’m ok Spencer thanks’.


On Tuesday 29th March 2011, Spencer’s girlfriend had a baby and she called it baby Spencer. But on that day George looked deeply into the baby’s eye’s and enjoyed this feeling that he’s got away with it. He now can enjoyed life with out his murdering twin.

On the way home the family photo fell out of his pocket. Spencer’s girlfriend picked it up and studied it and studied the photograph. She asked ‘who’s this!’ As she pointed to me (George) in the photo. He replayed ‘No one special he’s dead to me’.




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