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Lady Cataluna

Location: Cobar, United Kingdom

Member Since: September 2012

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I should start off by saying that I am Lady Cataluna. I am the lady of the miracles (not really, I just think it sounds good).

Here are some things you should know about me:

Name: Lady Cataluna Athena Caterina Artemis the first and hopefully last (please don't call me by anything else because it'll seem weird to me). I Prefer it if you simply call me Cataluna or Lady Cataluna.

Age: Seventeen

Gender: Female

Lives: On Earth (duh)

Hair colour: Brown with blonde streaks. I want to grow faster but I draw the line on using extentions. (If anyone has anything that'll help hair grow faster please tell me)

Eye colour: People think it's dark blue but it's secretly a bluey grey with a little brown in my left eye.

Favourite colour: Midnight Blue. I think it's such a beautiful and mysterious colour (even if it looks similar to black)

Aura: Dark grey. I have a depressing nature and it shows with my aura.

Fact about me: Though I write romance novels I've never been in a relationship before.

Fact about me 2: When I'm really scared or nervous I start to hyperventilate. I really don't know why I do that. I found out that from the midnight game.

Dislikes: Horror movies, my family (I have scars that gives me a reason for it), bullies (I never had any friends until I went into highschool at the age of thirteen), when women act like sex robots (saying for dirty girls; you can always smell it on girls who sell it), dirty things like porn, movies with some form of nudity in it (you don't love yourself when you do that) and I HATE judgemental people that judge people by the way they look (they can shove what they think about people they don't know up their arses if they think it's bad).



Loves: Anime, Manga, Reading (of course), Writing (of course), listening to music sung by japanese artists, butterflies and I LOVE roses (the reason why I love roses is because it symbolises love).





















Cherry Blossoms are so beautiful


Makes one wonder if we all feel like that







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This is basically the aura around me.


For all those that read the My Unwanted Adventures series would know there's a bit of Japanese in it. This is to help those that don't speak Japanese like me:

Kamisama - god

Oneechan - older sister

Oniisan - older brother

imoutosan - younger sister

otoutosan - younger brother

Obasan - aunt

Ojisan - uncle

Okaasan - mother

Haha - mum

Otousan - Father

Chichi - dad

Itoko - cousin

This is something very important I'd like you all to read:

Dear Bullies

That boy you punched in the hall today; committed suicide a few minutes ago. That girl you

called a slut in class today; she's a virgin.

That boy you called lame; has to work every night to support his family.

That girl you pushed down the other day; is already being abused at home.

The girl you just called ugly; She spends hours putting makeup on hoping people will like her.

The boy you just tripped; He is abused enough at home.

See that man with the ugly scars; He fought for his country.

That guy you just made fun of for crying. His mother is dying.

If you think you know them, I don't believe you do.


If you have a heart, please post this on your profile. No one has a right to be mean to someone else. Booksie and the rest of the world would be so much better if we weren't bullies.


This is something else that I need everyone to read: If you still have a heart, please post this on your page.


a white man said,

"Coloured people are not allowed here."

The black man turned around and stood up. He then said:

"Listen sir....when I was born I was BLACK When I grew up I was BLACK, When I'm sick I'm BLACK, When I go in the sun I'm BLACK, When I'm cold I'm BLACK, When I die I'll be BLACK. But you sir. When you are born you're PINK When you grow up you're WHITE, When you're sick, you're GREEN, When you go in the sun you turn RED, When you're cold you turn BLUE, And when you die you turn PURPLE. And you have the nerve to call me coloured?" 


Well, best of luck sweet love and I hope we all get our writing published. Writing is my passion in life and the Spare My Blood series is my first novel so there's going to be some flaws in it. Please let me know about any flaw and I'll do my best to fix up that flaw.


I'll always read a reading request because it might be amazing.



Fell free to read, fan and request as much as you like and remember:





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