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Location: never ever land, United States

Member Since: October 2008

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Hello my name is...well dont worry about it this is the net and I dont trust you call me by my user name or pen name which is Martini (this is an in side joke you dont need to understand it) I am seaventeen, in hs and yeah...I cant really think of anything more to say...i'll post more if i think of any.

Oh and just so you all know, I'm a bitch, get over it.


"Sex is evil...Evil is sin,Sins are forgiven...So stick it in!!!"

"pot is a plant that grows in the ground if God did not want it it wouldnt have been found"

"No one dies a virgin becuase life screws us all" (lol)

"Don't pee on my leg and tell me it's raining!!!"(said to someone who you know is lying)

"You say bitch like its a bad thing"

"Lord what fools theses mortals be"


got a problem? solve it. Think im trippin?tie my shoes.Cant stand me? back down. Cant face me? turn the fuck around.


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