Massacre For Two

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Massacre For Two

Location: Wonderland , United Kingdom

Member Since: July 2010

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"Sarcasm I now see to be, in general, the language of the Devil."

Hello, Kiddies. My name's Leah. I'm 16 and my religion is music. I am slightly sadistic I guess (I have been acused of it), sarcastic and just a little bit "of my head".

Dandy, huh?

I live my two oldest cousins; Leo and Locket. I attend a crappy school and spend most of my time mitching and smoking behind the school with my best buddies Kayla, Sophie, Justin and Elenor.

I guess I can be nice. Sometimes. Rarely.

I might like you on a few conditions;

1. You have attitude.

2. You like the same music as me.

3. You're as real as they come.

I hate posers/wanna-be's. People who suck up to me can also fuck off. Don't invite me to your stories. I'm not going to read them. Poetry; Hm.. If I feel like it.

"Theres to much blood in my alcohol system."

"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing."

"Violence won't solve anything... but it sure makes me feel good."

"I'm not crazy, the voices tell me I'm incredibly sane!"

"Get unique."

"I’m not listening, but keep talking. I enjoy the way your voice makes my ears bleed."


Behold, me.

My Chemical Romance

Porcelain + the Tramps

Michael Jackson


Jeffree Star


Within Temptation




Ana Johnson

Avril Lavigne

Hollywood Undead

Lady Gaga

Linkin Park

Guns 'N' Roses

You Me At Six

We The Kings

Kids In Glass Houses


Oh and one thing I forgot to mention

Check out all of MysterGirlRobyyn's work. Fab aurthor and poet and a very talented girl!


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