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my interview to myself
my name is Megan Rose Eileen and i will not tell you my last name you stalkers
My nickname is maggie or boo
my birthday is January 2
I am five foot eight or nine not really sure
my weight i am not telling you
i have brown hair but i want to dye it black or dark brown
i have brown eyes that are really cool i am told
i have one piercing on each of my ears
i dont have a tattoo but if i get one it would be script writing say "play together stay together friends forever"in representing my soccer team
i have a brother who is older than me i although i wish i had a little brother or sister
i like to wear baggy clothing that is comfortable.
my favorite book is either the twilight series or night world series or outsiders or the blue blood series to many to choose
my favorite color is bright neon green
my favorite movie is the outsiders there is many more but cant think of them all outsiders is one of many
my favorite celebrity is Christiano Ranoldo
my favorite place is the soccer field
my favorite food is pizza or homemade fries
my favorite dessert is this cake thing my uncle made me for my birhday or sex in a pan
my favorite alcoholic drink is mikes hard lemonade i dont drink it often because im only 14 but on special occasions im aloud
favorite non alcohlic drink is ice tea or choclate milk
favorite day of the week is Friday because its the end of the school week and its also a day i look forward to
my favorite number is 7
favorite month is July or August because of summer and the sun
favorite city is Vancouver
Favorite country is canada
favorite animal is a turtle i even have a turtle collection
favorite time of the day is 1am because i love being cuddled in my blankets listening to my music
favorite smell is i know this is going to sound weird but cow manour because its the smell of home
favorite tv channel is 110 muchmusic
favorite song at the moment is she thinks my tractors sexy by kenny chesney because i love to annoy people with my constant singing of it haha
favorite friend i would have to say Hailey or Will.
The worst place to be is with my grandma when shes mad
worst time of day is 6am when i have to get up for school and feed the pigs
worst day of the week is monday because i get used to sleeping in and then suddenly you have to get up for school
worst music genre is rap
worst animal to me is snakes the are slimy and creepy
worst drink is this mix of haburger tamatoe juice and eggs thing that i had to drink at camp for fear factor never doing that again i almost puked
worst food is eggs but only because they can kil me if i eat them
have i every been so drunk that i cant remember what i did? no
have i ever cheated? on someone no on tests and such probably at one point in my life
have i ever been cheated on? no
have i ever been in love? with animals yes. With an actual person no unless there my family or friends then yes
have i ever been on tv? haha yes like twice because i was being interviewed for something
have i ever stolen anything? yes from my mom like two bucks but nothing like super major
have i ever been on stage? wow thats an open question but yes i have
have i ever passed out? yes
have i ever had surgery? not sure i think i did when i was little
have i ever broken the law intentially? i dont think i have
ave i ever had a friends pass away? yes when i was in grade 4 we had kindergarden buddies and my buddie died because he had cancer i cried for like 2 weeks even though i didnt know him all that well
have i ever been lied to? yeppers by this dude who asked me out last year
have i ever been dumped? nope i did dump a guy after like two hours tho cause he said something totally inappropriate about one of my friends
do i do drugs? no
do i get drunk?no
do i dance? haha yes but not very well
do i party? nope i hate loud rooms unless its country music
do i sing? haha yes but apprently not very well
do i play an instrument?nope but if i did i woud play guitar or piano
do i get slong with my parents? yea most of the time
do i think im attractive? not really but that doesnt mean i have low self asteam i like the way i am.
do i smoke? nope and i dont think i ever will i saw what it did to my grampa
do i get motion sickness? nope
do i wear contacts or glasses? yes both contacts usually for sports glasses when i run out of contacts
do i get good marks? ya when im actually at school even then i got a honours
do i swear? pfft noooooo haha yea i try not to around people who dont swear though
do i watch cartoons? nope
do i drink milk? yes
do i write poems stories etc.? obviously
do i take a particular medicine? nope
do i have a pet?yes a cat shes annoying
am i allergic to something? yes, eggs.
do i play an online rpg? nope
do i go on msn alot? no, not at all facebook is the greatest thing nowadays
do i go on google alot? actually yes i like to look up alot of things
do i have fights? yes with everyone my parents friends brothers family
do i read magazines? sometimes if they look interesting
do i read comics? nope
how many hours do i sleep? if i can sleep in like 12, if i cant like on school days like four hours
how frequently do i go to my hairdresser?uhm maybe twice a year
do i get slong with my teachers? most yes some are really annoying so i choose to annoy them back
whats my preffered genre of music? deffinetly Country
all time favorite band/artists? Nickelback
all time favorite song? fishin in the dark-nitty gritty dirt band
how many cds or mp3s or ipods songs do you have of your fav artist/band? nickelback like 72
whats your favorite radio station?93.7 jrfm
do i like rock?sometimes
do i like blues/jazz? sometimes
do i like classical? depends what song
do i like rap? hells to the no
do i like pop? most of the time ya
do i like country?hells to the yes
do i like emo/screamo? no......that just blows my ear drums
do i like heavy metal? no
do i like techno? no really
do i like reggae? its ok sometimes
do i like r&b? sometimes
the last time you cried? last night because i thought Scotty Mcreery got kicked of american idol thanks to my stupid friend Hailey who decided to play a joke on me.
The last movie you watched? Beastly
Last person you talked to on the phone? My momma
last cigarette? never
last song played? there goes my life- kenny chesney such a good story and music video behind that song you should check it out.
last thing you ate? pizza
last time you took a bubble bath?last night
last time you got drunk? off of life everyday of of alcohol? never
last time i read a book this morning
last email i got? 4-h meeting email
last person i got into a fight with? fist i dunno verbal my mother
last time i huggede someone? this morning
last time i kissed someone? when i was like 11
last time i met someone new? today
last time i went on a date? when i was 4 in preschool it was a playdate but you know it was a date haha
do i believe in god? yes
do i believe in religion? yes
do i believe in aliens? no
do i believe in ghosts? no
do i believe in afterlife? no
do i believe in myself? yes
do i believe in karma? yes
do i believe in magic? depends what this question means but otherwise no
what do i look for in a boy with his hair?blonde or brown
eyes?blue or green thatd be cool with green ones
hobbies? doesnt matter as long as its legal
style of clothing? doesnt matter as long as its not like relly dirty
do i kiss a boy on the first date? maybe
do i believe in love at first sight? maybe
who do i wanna slap? hailey for telling me scotty got kicked out
who do i wanna kill? hailey for telling me scotty got kicked out
whats my dream? uhm to grow up and have kids and be a cool mom but still not have them be like uber crazy kids
do i want to get married? someday
do i want to fall in love? one day but not anyitme soon
i want to be a a teacher or lawyer
all i need is a soccer ball my ipod and my phone and ill be set for life the food and water i can wait for hahahahaha
identify myself in three words:crazy, outgoing, eccentri. pretty sure they mean like the same thing but whatever haha
my worst characteristic? i quit at things sometimes
my fears are dying young
my weakness is my friends and animals
my favorite quote is: dont make me run becuase i dont want to walk' haha this is what i said to my coach he made me run because i told him i didnt want to walk so he thought that meant i wanted to run
cartman or kenny? uhm if you mean kenny chesney then him deffinetly haha
the most recent shoes i have worn? well since im still wearing shoes my red and white basketball shoes.
my aim for this year is to be a good friend.
this is me. i was having a bad day on my birthday my friend sent something to me and made my day alot better that heart was out to her.
favorite people to look at haha
If you are extremely obsessed with british boys, and their accents, copy this to your profile.
If someone mentions Twilight, you can go on for hours talking about it, copy this to your profile.
If you ever had a mad laughing fit for no reason, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever run into a door, copy and paste this to your profile
If you have ever copy and pasted something to your profile, copy and paste this to your profile
I'm that girl
The one that likes books more than boys.
The one who pretends not to be sad, just to make others happy
The one who always wonders what she did wrong
The one who writes to escape
The one who just wants to help
The one that really wants to make a difference
The one that sticks to her values
The one that refuses to believe that this is it
The one that will do anything to make a better tomorrow
The one who won't give in
The one won't give up
this profile is extremely long and i apologize for that but this is all about me and my life right? Anyways i would just like to list some inspirational songs to me and yes they are all country songs because country songs are the best and always have the most amazing sotries behind them so if you dont find them inspirational thats okay.......the boys of fall-kenny shesney(this song is very inspirational because of the speech that is before the actual singing starts i find it very amazing).....there goes my life-kenny chesney(this is about a highschool football player who gets his girlfriend pregnant and then he thinks his life is done for but they end up married witha beautiful baby girl and it turns out hes happy and not to mention the guy in the music video is very hot/adorable)......who youd be today-kenny chesney(this is about people who have a bestfriend girlfriend sibling etc that have died and the memories and how they are wondering what they'd be like today if they didnt die)......dont take the girl-Tim Mcgraw(this one makes me cry because how the little boy didnt want the girl to tag along on the fishing trip but now he would do anything so no one would take her away)....My little girl-Tim Mcgraw(this one is just something ive like since i was little and i want to play at my wedding when i get married)......there are others but this is the gist of it and yes i know im a country fanatic but yeah haha there are also alot of nickelback songs which are not country that i love but there are so many i wouldnt be able to name them all so yeah haha this is my profile i might add more but this is it for now.
If you are so obsessed with Twilight that it is NOT even funny anymore, copy this into your profile
If you are obsessed with fanfiction copy this into your profile
If people think you are mentally insane...copy and paste this onto your profile
If your friends are considering torturing you to stop you talking about a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile.
If you are in love with a fictional character, copy and paste this onto your profile
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're
the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
-If you've ever asked a really stupid, obvious question, copy and paste this on your profile.
-92 percent of American teens would die if Abercombie and Fitch
them it was uncool to breathe. Copy this in your profile if you would
be the 8 percent that would be laughing your butt off.
-If you are anti-social sometimes copy this into your profile.
-If you've ever wished you could go into a book and
strangle some of
the characters for being so incredibly dumb, copy and paste this into
If Justin Biber was about to jump off a cliff, I would be yelling JUMP!!!
You know it's going to be a bad day when you fall out of bed and miss the floor.
A stranger stabs you in the front: a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart; but best friends only poke each other with straws.
Evening news is where they begin with 'Good Evening', and then proceeed to tell you why it isn't.
I don't suffer from insanity, I enjoy every minute of it.
There's a fine line between genius and insanity. I have erased this line.
If con is the opposite if pro, is Congress the opposite of progress?
Stupidity killed the cat. Curiosity was framed.
Great Woman Come Backs
Man: Where have you been all my life? Woman: Hiding from you.
Man: Haven't I seen you someplace before? Woman: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Man: Is this seat empty? Woman: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Man: Your place or mine? Woman: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Man: So, what do you do for a living? Woman: I'm a female impersonator.
Man: Hey baby, what's you sign? Woman: Do not enter.
Man: How do you like your eggs in the morning? Woman: Unfertilized.
Man: Your body is like a temple. Woman: Sorry, there are no services today.
Man: I would go to the end of the world for you. Woman: But would you stay there?
Man: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy. Woman: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing.
Man: Your eyes they're amazing. Woman: Seeing your back would be pretty amazing.
Man: I'd like to call you. What's your number? Woman: It's in the phone book
Man: But I don't know your name Woman: That's in the phone book too
Man: I know how to please a woman Woman: Then please leave me alone
Man: I can tell you want me. Woman: Ohhhh, your so right, I want you to leave
Man: If you were a hamburger at McDonalds you would be McGorgeous Woman: Would that be under your McLame Burger
Man: Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven Woman: Not nearly as bad as when you fell on planet rejection
Man: Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again Woman: No, but sure...next time just be sure to keep walking
Man: I want to give myself to you Woman: Sorry, I don't accept cheap gifts
Man: It's a good thing I have a library card because I'm checking you out Woman: Sorry, I'm on reserve for someone else
On Sears hairdryer:
Do not use while sleeping.
(Gee, that's the only time I have to work on my hair!)
On a package of pasta after the cooking insturctions:
"Put on fork and eat."
(No! Really? We're supposed to eat food?!)
On a bag of Fritos:
You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(The shoplifter special!)
On a bar of Dial soap:
Directions: Use like regular soap.
(and that would be how?)
On some Swann frozen dinners:
Serving suggestion: Defrost.
(But it's just a suggestion!)
On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert: (printed on bottom of the box)
Do not turn upside down.
(Too late! you lose!)
On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:
Product will be hot after heating.
(Are you sure? Let's experiment.)
On packaging for a Rowenta iron:
Do not iron clothes on body.
(But wouldn't that save more time?)
On Boot's Children's cough medicine:
Do not drive car or operate machinery.
(We could do a lot to reduce the construction accidents if we just kept those 5 year olds with colds off those fork lifts.)
On Nytol sleep aid:
Warning: may cause drowsiness.
(One would hope!)
On artificial bacon:
"Real artificial bacon bits".
(So we don't get fake fake bacon. Oh no we get real fake bacon.)
On a Korean kitchen knife:
Warning: keep out of children.
(hmm..something must have gotten lost in the translation..)
On a string of Christmas lights:
For indoor or outdoor use only.
(As opposed to use in outer space.)
On a food processor:
Not to be used for the other use.
(Now I'm curious.)
On Sainsbury's peanuts:
Warning: contains nuts.
(but no peas?)
On an American Airlines packet of nuts:
Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.
(somebody got paid big bucks to write this one..)
On a Swedish chainsaw:
Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands.
(Raise your hand if you've tried this.)
On a child's Superman costume:
Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.
(Oh go ahead! That's right, destroy a universal childhood belief.)
On a pack of waterballons:
Children under 8 years can choke or suffocate or broken ballons.
(So if i'm older 8 i won't choke.)
SPANISH Teacher was explaining to her class that in Spanish,
English, nouns are designated as either masculine or feminine.
'House' for instance, is feminine: 'la Casa.' 'Pencil,' however, is masculine: 'el lapiz.'
A student asked, 'What gender is 'computer'?'
Instead of giving the answer, the teacher split the class into two groups, male and female, and asked them to decide for themselves
Whether computer' should be a masculine or a feminine noun. Each group was asked to give four reasons for its recommendation.
The men's group decided that 'computer' should definitely be of the feminine gender ('la computadora'), because:
1. No one but their creator understands their internal logic;
2. The native language they use to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else;
3. Even the smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for possible later retrieval; and
4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.
(THIS GETS BETTER!)
The women's group, however, concluded that computers should be
Masculine ('el computador'), because:
1. In order to do anything with them, you have to turn them on;
2. They have a lot of data but still can't think for themselves;
3. They are supposed to help you solve problems, but half the time they ARE the problem; and
4. As soon as you commit to one, you realize that if you had waited a little longer, you could have gotten a better one.
The women won (although in Spanish, it techinchally is La Computadora)
FRIENDS vs. BEST FRIENDS
(revised by yours truly)
FRIENDS: Will comfort you when he rejects you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will go up and ask him, "It's because you're gay, isn't it?"
FRIENDS: Will be there for you when he breaks up with you.
BEST FRIENDS: Will call him up and whisper, "Seven days..."
FRIENDS: Helps you up when you fall.
BEST FRIENDS: Will be the one who laugh as you go over their ankle.
FRIENDS: Helps you find your prince.
BEST FRIENDS: Kidnaps him and brings him to you.
FRIENDS: Will ask you if you're okay when you're crying.
BEST FRIENDS: Will laugh at you and say, "Ha Ha, Loser!" then throw you a used hankie.
FRIENDS: Will offer you a soda.
BEST FRIENDS: Will dump theirs on you then say "Oops, my bad!"
FRIENDS: Will sit at the side of the pool with you at that time of the month.
BEST FRIENDS: Will throw you a tampon and push you in.
FRIENDS: Gives you their umbrella in the rain.
BEST FRIENDS: Takes yours and says, "Run - beeping - run!"
FRIENDS: Will help you move.
BEST FRIENDS: Will help you move the bodies.
FRIENDS: Will talk to you when you're in jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Will talk the coppers to let you go before you're even in the cell.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DANG! You messed up!"
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Call your parents by Mr. and Mrs. and Grandpa, by Grandpa.
BEST FRIENDS: Call your parents DAD and MOM and Grandpa, GRAMPS!
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
BEST FRIENDS: Loses your stuff and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only know a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds butts that left you!
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "LUCY, I'M HOME!"
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already know not to tell.
FRIENDS: Will be there to take your drink away from you when they think you've had enough.
BEST FRIENDS: Will look at you stumbling all over the place & say "Girl drink the rest of that ! You know we don't waste!
FRIENDS: Would read ignore this.
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this crap!
FRIENDS: Are only through high school/college. (aka: drinking buddies)
BEST FRIENDS: Are for life.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste this into your profile
If you love the rain, copy this to your profile. (I would like to look at the rain, dreaming)
If you have ever said something that has nothing to do with the current conversation, copy and paste this into your profile
If you have ever just wanted to SLAP someone, copy this onto your profile.
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If you think your insane because you say so, copy and pate this into your profile.
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If you've been on the computer for hours on end, reading numerous fanfictions, copy this onto your profile.
If you spend multiple hours each day reading or writing or a combination of both...copy and paste this on your profile.
I do not do drugs. I do sugar. If you're someone who does sugar, copy this into your profile.
If you have ever burned any sort of food in the microwave, oven, toaster, or on the stove, copy this into your profile.
If you’ve ever made faces in front of a security camera then paste this in your profile
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If you get bored easily, copy and paste this to your profile.
If your profile is long, copy and paste this on it to make it even longer.
If you've written a fanfic, copy and paste this to your profile and add another chapter.
If you love your country, copy and paste this to your profile then praise your country.
98 percent of teenagers do or has tried smoking pot. If you're one of the 2 percent who hasn't, copy & paste this in your profile.
Weird is good, strange is bad, and odd is when you don't know which to call someone. Weird is the same as different, which is the same as unique, than weird is good. If you are weird and proud of it, copy this onto your profile!
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