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Sorry for the inconvenence ^^^^^ My page is being attacked by a Dragon. *Sighs* Who has time these days to slay Dragons?
Location: The Faraway Tree
Weapon of choice: Axe
Sexuality: Bi and proud
Interest: Well of course writing, been writing since I was a kid. Music, food, video games! Oh that reminds me I gotta set up my Wii, haven't played it in so long. I wonder where they got the name 'Wii' from? Did they just decide to go with something funny? Maybe the next one they invent will be called 'Bucket of ****' ... ahem. I can't say that, I'm a lady >:).
Other interests are cooking, even though I make a HUGE mess! Drawing, even though I'm cr@p. Hanging with friends even though I haven't got any. Horror movies, gotta love them gore scenes :)
Dislikes: Twilight - which includes sparkling vampres with too much hair gel and you know whats weird, he went 100 years without having sex! Talk about dedication! I'm suprised its not all dried up by the time Bella got to it *cringes* I just put a sick picture in my head! RUN AWAY!! RUN AWAY!!!
I don't like liars, fake people, bit*hy school girls, rumour spreaders, people who mess with my friends. I may be small but me and my Axe can cause some damage, we managed to slay the wolf and save that grandma and red chick... what was her name? Ahh well, in the past :P
Look at my page!! ^^^^ Bloody Dragon! This is gonna take years to fix >:( *Grumbles*
I do take reading request though I'm not on here as much as I was. I'm gonna try and get on more though, I just have lots of school work... though I never do it :P Lol can go and do it himself if he wants it down and yes *nods* thats the name of my teacher, Lol. hahaha I LOL at his name :P
"I laugh in the face of danger. Then I hide until it goes away"
"Last night I lay in bed looking up at the stars in the sky and I thought to myself, where the heck is the ceiling?"
"Everyone is entitled to their own opinion. Its just that yours is stupid"
"The road to success is always under construction"
"A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing"
"Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died"
"Always remember your unique, just like everyone else"
"Is it good if a vacuum cleaner really sucks?"
Mwhahahahaha! Thanks for visitng my page and congrats, you have survived >:D P.S If you see the Dragon then you are within range *Cocks sniper* >:)
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