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Hello to all who waste the time to read my bio. I'm not saying that it is a waste of time, but that it might be a waste of your time. The truth is I've never found it easy to talk about myself. Talking about others I find very easy. I can do that all day long. But I'm a humble man, even though I'm incredibly awesome in every way and am generally correct all the time, and so I have trouble discussing things like, what I like, and who's your favorite this, and what's your favorite that. So I'll see if I can generally give you a decent bio of myself.
I was born a long time ago, in a land that is very different from the one you live in. Unless you live in the same land that I do, and then it's pretty much unchanged. It was a warm summers day back in 1982 at the old St. Paul Hospital location which is now a park. I was born around noonish. That's probably why I'm so laid back all the time. But it might be that I'm actually just lazy.
Not much occured in life from the time I was born, until pretty much today. But my overall experiences in life left me with a few likes and dislikes I suppose. For instance, I love history. All kinds of history. Except Ancient History which is pretty much boring. The Mesopotamians invaded the Egyptians and so they let Moses lead the Hebrews out into the desert to worship a golden calf. I'm sure there are some innacuracies in that sentence, but I get it. People did stuff a long time ago and we're just finding out a bout it now. Great for those of you who like it. Me, I love more modern history. Pretty much from the rennisance forward. And I especially love the history of transportation. It's probably why I have a job in transportation. And that's everything that's old. Tall ships, steam ships, river boats, trains, cars, trucks, propeller driven airplanes, these things fascinate me, and you'll find them in all of my stories probably.
As a contrast to that, I pretty mush hate technology. Well except my lap top, cell phone, Facebook, Twitter, texting, TV, Youtube, Ebay(which is awesome), and etc.
What else? Um, let's see. My favorite color is blue, does that matter? I'm actually a car guy as I already own three cars and my ultimate list is about 800 long. I love my job, otherwise I would hate my job and wouldn't be out here, and I enjoy writing. Which I never thought would be possible, but it's true. I'm a great story teller in person. Just ask me about the time I drove to NEw York or drove a Uhaul truck back from Idaho. Those are both funny. And in case you didn't figure it out by now, I'm crazy. At least until I'm rich and then I'm eccentric. I will be eccentric one of these days.
Anyway, if you've made it this far then you must be really bored. May I suggest to click over to one of my incrediably amazing stories that aren't boring at all and do something more worthwhile. Go ahead. I won't care. No, that's not a tear you see in my eye(sniff). It's allergies.
I'm also a ham. And sarcastic. I forgot to mention that.
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