Location: Preston, United Kingdom

Member Since: July 2012

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I'm new to the site so I shall hopefully be posting a list of short stories over a series of days, weeks, months...who knows? Who cares? Probably not Jesus because he doesn't like gays. I'm not gay, but if I were, I still wouldn't like Jesus. 


About Me:

I'm a venomous, purple-haired ray of sunshine with only one goal: to make people laugh. If I can succeed at that, I'll be happier than a really big happy thing. Like an elf...or a criminal who just got found not-guilty for an assault he quite clearly was responsible for. 

I love writing, but never anything that is particularly serious. Comedy is my number one subject! I copyright every single thing I write; the thought of someone stealing my work panics me more than is probably necessary for a newbie and I guess I am being a tad overcautious, considering the vast majority of my work could probably be written by a child...a well-spoken child, but a child nevertheless. 

Anyway, I'm not a fan of talking about myself so I think that's enough about me for now, but if there's anything you'd like to see a comedic point of view on, let me know and I'll see what I can come up with! 


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