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Location: Everett, United States

Member Since: August 2015

Last online: February 2016

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Hello, I am a twenty two year old aspiring author currently living in Everett, Washington. I have an embarrassing collection of classic video games (NES/SNES/N64/PlayStation1&2/Dreamcast,ECT), I love to drink coffee (black), I am a smoker(Marbs/PallMalls/KamelReds), an avid eater of eclectic pasta based dishes (Spanish Spaghetti comes to mind) and I enjoy writing by hand, in the moonlight. There is nothing that I love more than doing all of these things between the hours of ten pm and six am, these are the hours that I live for. That, and good conversation. I'm often told that I have a decent sense of humor (Although I’ve heard that John Wayne Gacey was told the same thing, so not exactly a selling point), I am a Vegetarian, as well as an Atheist (If you've never heard of Christopher Hitchens or Sam Harris, please, do yourself a favor, google them), and although I'd like to call myself an Anarchist (CrimethInk FTW), I cannot truly consider myself one, considering the fact that I, ya know, pay taxes and shit. So yeah! Please read my stuff, give me an honest opinion, I’d love to read yours, as long as you don't watch Fox news or hate equality or something. Yeah, if you have questions/comments/romantic advice (Christ knows I need a second opinion when it comes to that shit) feel free to email me, I’ll reply as quickly as I can, as long as you're not trying to sell me edible shoelaces or something. That about sums it up, now I’m going to go do anything else besides this, because it's been painful and entirely unpleasant to write exclusively about myself. It makes me feel vain, dishonest, and confused. I might be trying to undersell myself for fear of sounding like a self absorbed ass, or I might be putting on a display of false modesty in an attempt to convince myself I’m humble, either way it's a confusing exercise in self deception, and far too subjective for something that should be just the opposite. Jeez, I need a drink. (I'm going to have a double whiskey, neat, in case you were wondering)

Side note ; That is me in the photograph, it's the cover of my poetry collection, some of which can be found here. Photo cred goes to Alex V.


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