Book / Young Adult
Book / Literary Fiction
Short Story / Romance
Hi! I like writing, reading, drawing, and singing (off
Name: I go by Kat! Hahaha! (technically my middle name)
Age: Can't tell you!
Favorite Type of music: Rock Alternative, aka Greenday, My Chemical Romance, Paramore/ also, The Script, Kanye West
Favorite Color: Blue and Purple
Favorite Food: unbaked chocolate chip cookie dough and milk
Anything else: I am annoyingly tall (like 5'7). I have really weird friends, so if you're weird, I'd probably like to be your friend. i have really weird mood swings. I talk softly around people I don't know, but if I know you, I'm going to be loud. I laugh a lot, and at stupid things.
FRIENDS: Never ask for anything to eat or drink.
BEST FRIENDS: Helps themselves and are the reason why you have no food.
FRIENDS: Would bail you out of jail.
BEST FRIENDS: Would be sitting next to you sayin "DAMN... but it was fun!"
FRIENDS: Have never seen you cry.
BEST FRIENDS: Wont tell everyone else you cried...just laugh about it with you in private when your not down anymore.
FRIENDS: Asks you to write down your number.
BEST FRIENDS: Has you on speed dial.
FRIENDS: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back. BEST FRIENDS: Loses your crap and tells you, "My bad...here's a tissue."
FRIENDS: Only knows a few things about you.
BEST FRIENDS: Could write a very embarrassing biography on your life story...
FRIENDS: Will leave you behind if that is what the crowd is doing.
BEST FRIENDS: Will kick the whole crowds asses that left you
FRIENDS: Would knock on your front door.
BEST FRIENDS: Walk right in and say "I'M HOME."
FRIENDS: You have to tell them not to tell anyone.
BEST FRIENDS: Already knows not to tell.
FRIENDS: Would ignore this letter
BEST FRIENDS: Will repost this!!
Guy: Where have you been all my life?
Girl: Hiding from you.
Guy: Did it hurt when you fell from heaven?
Girl: Did it hurt when you were dropped on your head repeatedly as a baby?
Guy: Haven't I seen you someplace before?
Girl: Yes, that's why I don't go there anymore.
Guy: Is this seat empty?
Girl: Yes, and this one will be if you sit down.
Guy: Your place or mine?
Girl: Both. You go to yours, and I'll go to mine.
Guy: So, what do you do for a living?
Girl: I'm a female impersonator.
Guy: Hey baby, what's your sign?
Girl: Do not enter.
Guy: Your body is like a temple.
Girl: Sorry, there are no services today.
Guy: I would go to the end of the world for you.
Girl: But would you stay there?
Guy: If I could see you naked, I'd die happy.
Girl: If I saw you naked, I'd probably die laughing
If you hear voices of the characters in your head...copy and paste this on your profile.
If you have an odd sort of love/hate relationship with your computer, copy and paste this into your profile
If you've ever burst out laughing in a quiet room, add this to your profile.
If you have ever tripped over your own feet, copy and paste
If you have ever zoned out for more than five consecutive minutes, copy this into your profile.
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( 0.o ) <---Alfred
Post him on your page if your hyper!
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/_|_ This is Mr. Bunny. Please paste him to your page to help him with his mission to DOMINATE the world!
Hello, and welcome to the mental health hotline!
If you are an obsessive-compulsive, press 1 repeatedly.
If you are co-dependent, please ask someone to press 2 for
If you have multiple personalities, press 3, 4, 5, and 6.
If you are paranoid, we know who you are and what you want;
stay on the line while we trace your call.
If you are delusional, press 7 and your call will be transfered
to the mother ship.
If you are schizophrenic, listen carefully and a small voice
will tell you which number to press.
If you are a manic-depressive, it doesn't matter which number
you press, no one will answer.
If you are dyslexic, press 969696961001
If you have a nervous disorder, please fidget with the hash
key until a representative comes on the line.
If you have amnesia, press 8 and state your name, address,
phone number, date of birth, social security number, and your mother's maiden name.
If you have post-traumatic stress disorder, slowly and
carefully press 000.
If you have bi-polar disorder, please leave a message after
the beep, or before the beep. Or after the beep. Or before
the beep. Please wait for the beep.
If you have short term memory loss, press 9. If you have short
term memory loss, press 9. If you have short term memory loss,
press 9. If you have short term memory loss, press 9.
If you have low self esteem, please hang up. All our operators
are far too busy to talk to you.
(Don't you think it's so funny!?!)
<3 Before Marriage <3
Boy: At last i can Hardly wait!
Girl: Do you want me to leave?
Boy: No don't even theink about it!
Girl: Do you love me?
Boy: Of course, always!
Girl: Have you ever cheated on me?
Boy: No, why are you asking?
Girl: Will you kiss me?
Boy: Every chance i get
Girl: Will you slap me?
Boy: Hell no, are you crazy?!
Girl: Can I trust you?
After marriage Read It backwards!!
Lady Gaga taught me Its okay to be different.
Ke$ha taught me to be myself and not care what anyone else thinks.
Bruno Mars taught me to do anything for that one person I love.
Eminem taught me that life is hard but you can make it through.
Taylor Swift taught me not every guy/girl is going to treat me right.
Michael Jackson taught me to always love the people around me.
Bob Marley taught me to live my life in peace.
Music taught me how to live.
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