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Mister Striations

Location: Mt. Olympus, Greece, Greece

Member Since: August 2013

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Sup, brah? My name is Mister Striations, but others refer to me as "Swolbraham Lincoln", "Scruff McBuff", "Fag", and my personal favorite, "USDA Choice Buck Steak". I made this account from my own flesh and blood to share the endeavors that I have faced in my bodybuilding career. Some of you may think that these stories are preposterous and not in any way plausible. Well to that I say, "shut up". As Brodin as my witness, I swear to you that every story that I publish is 100% genuine. Enjoy my stories, and don't forget to rack your dumbbells. 

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