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MusicViolator8000

Location: Nuh-Uh., Canada

Member Since: June 2011

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What's up, you other random internet-world people? My name is _______ but you can refer to me as, _______.  Either or is good with me. I am here on this site for multiple reasons, 1) I am a internet geek. 2) I like re-viewing inspiring authors and their work. 3) I only have two reasons.

I love to re-view writing, even more then actually writing at times. I am very harsh however when it comes to this. I am a music critique in real life, which means I judge music, almost like a judge on American Idol, you could say. And maybe a better metaphor would be that I have my Simon moments. Don't expect me to view your work [which I will,] and leave you all jolly good comments. I'll probably throw a couple in there, however, people write better off of critism not praise. Excuse me for the Charlie Sheen-like side, but yes, I am tough when it comes to reviews.

Now for everyone who might be mildly interesting in me, myself, and I's writing, I am not a romance writer. My genre's include comdey, horror, fantasy, and adventure. I usually don't write that much as I am very, very busy having no life, however when I do it's usually some overrated comdey poem, rather than a break up poem. if I ever did dare to post my babies [my novels,] on here you would see a light frackle [I have my own language.] Of romance, but it is mostly something else. So that means all you teenagers, and "grown up," who love a good romance book or poem, bettah mov' on down'!

I am a very random person, and if you get to know me, you'll find out I have ADHD, which is usually clearly visiable online. Let me show you my randomness with a few random facts about myself.

- For all you people as nosey as my friend's old biology teacher was with his actual nose, I am a female. And I live on the magical pixie, and unicorn filled island of Newfoundland.

- I spit as much as Charlie Sheen on a tabacco binge.

- My awesomeness could not be contained in the fattest person in the world.

- I know as many random facts as those boring tour guides. Did you know the distance from St. John's Newfoundland to Vancouver BC is 7,821 KM? Or that a rare diease called FOP means when you get cut on your flesh your body will try and make an entire new bone?

- I use a lot of random metaphors most including random celebrities.

Byw now y'all I 'pose I might get 'round to editin' this.

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