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HI!

I’m Natalie.

Umm, I don’t know what to say, really.

I’m always afraid that someone who doesn’t like me is going to come along and say, “Ew, look, she likes talking about herself like she’s something special. What a loser.”

But, oh well. Sorry, People Who Don’t Like Me. Here goes nothing:

 

I’m awkward with words, which is why I never say the right thing.

SERIOUSLY.

It’s problematic.

I live five miles south of Sanity. xD

Oh, I’m still trying to figure out who I am, although I have a few theories.

WANNA HEAR ’EM!?

Well, if you insist.

 

Theory number one:

A dream chasing silly-face who likes to trip and fall and get lots of hurtful bruises. Of course, I don’t have the sense to stop trying.

 

Theory number two:

An idle girl who likes to stare at the sky and think about how insignificant everything is compared to the big picture.

 

Theory number three:

A typical, word-loving, trashy romance obsessed teenager who loves babbling and dancing and life.

 

AND SOMETIMES I JUST WANT TO SCREAM TO THE SKY HOW MUCH I LOVE EVERYTHING. Oh, and I laugh so much I’m already getting wrinkles! I’m proud of those wrinkles. They tell stories, you know. Your life is represented on your face. If there’s someone who has a perfectly smooth face…well, they certainly haven’t frowned, smiled, cried, or lived, have they? (Unless, of course, they’re one of those people who don’t wrinkle. Lucky bastards.)

 

OHOHOH! I’m in love with love. I can’t wait to experience it! Well…I mean, as long as the person loves me back.

 

If you haven’t figured it out yet, I’m naïve, idealistic, and silly. I’ve decided to stop being mysterious. This is me. Talk to meh, yah?

 

All of the people who are still reading, you might as well shoot me and message, cuz I can pretty much guarantee that we’ll be friends.

 

NATALIE IS OVER AND OUT! *disappears in a flashy explosion of little golden bubbles*

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