Neuman Profile

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Location: Atlantis, United States

Member Since: September 2014

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Neuman was born on the icy moon of Europa, but his family quickly decided that this was no place to raise their hellspawn. They left the frozen Europapean wastelands and moved to the sunken city of Atlantis. In that underwater paradise, Neuman was raised to follow the local cultural norms, such as breathing through slits in his neck, and not taking biographical information too seriously. He enjoys telling people that he enjoys long walks on the beach, and he doesn't like paying Swedish taxes (which is good, because he doesn't live in Sweden).


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