Nicole Orleans

Member Since: September 2010

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Crash (When It All Goes To Hell)

Book / Romance

*COMPLETE* 5 years ago eighteen year old Kat met Liam and they had a wonderful summer romance. However, it didn't work out. Now Kat's getting married to the man of her dreams, and she's determined as ever… Read More

Taking Chances

Short Story / Literary Fiction

In which Madeline discovers what it means to take a leap of faith. Read More


Last Updated Dec 21, 2016


this website has news now? is this where serious writers go now? i mean like, if so, then thats sweet as fuck. and also i definitely dont belong. but if i can still fuck around on here from time to time then thats also sweet as fuck. 


thinkin i want to write something that's not an email and also not a term paper and also not a patient analysis so hey keep yur eyes peeled mate there might be the weirdest lil story my fried brain can come up with here in a few hours that's right you heard it here first i'm gonna use adjectives in such a way that it may sound as though im either really high or super drunk or BOTH but in reality im stone cold sober because i am the party pooper not literally though i dont poop at parties because in social situations my anus clenches up TIGHT

yes im aware that i did not use proper grammar and thats most likely the best sentence i've ever written in my entire life. Game's over folks. Doesn't get any better than that. 

also, Hi mom


It's been so damn long. 
I joined this thing six years ago.
Homie. Homeslice. 
I so old.
I used to be funny. Now I make jokes about mortgages and I pay bills and I work. 


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