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Want to AIM me? It's paranoia1996. No, I'm not single. I enjoy scremo music. Especially Escape the Fate. My favorite songs right now are Ashley, Not Good Enough For Truth In Cliche, Its Just Me, and Reverse This Curse.

OK, there isn't a whole lot to tell about me. My name is Lhiannan. I'm 13 and will be in the 8th grade next year. . I go to Sutter Middle School. I live in Sacramento, CA. I love to read and write. I like Twilight but I love Twilight parodys even more. I love the color blue. My favorite pattern is black and white checkers. I will laugh when everyone else is crying. I will scream when everyone else is silent. I am completely random. I am graceful a clutz. Some times I trip over myself. I know I am awesome but please don't follow into my footsteps... I run into walls. Come any further and I will spork your sorry ass. Your mom goes to college! I am addictive and expensive. You know, like cocain? Judge me and I'll prove you wrong. Tell me what to do and I'll tell you off. Say I'm not worth it and watch where I end up. Call me a bitch and I'll show you one. Fuck me over and I'll do it to you twice asÃÂÃÂÃÂàbad. Call me crazy but you really have no idea! And yes, I am not straight. Nor am I a lesbain. I'm inbetween. I'm BISEXUAL.

Woah, look at that paragraph over there! Huh, I am so proud of myself. Oh, and by the imaginary friends think you have problems...and the voices don't like you. Oh, and I promise you I was totally about to take over the world but then...I got distracted by something shiny. I don't hate barney...he gives me nightmares. I guess I'm emo... but not in the cut yourself way. A lot of girls wanna fight me at my school but really, they're just jelous cause I have a hawt boyfriend and an awesome personality! Yeah, I've gotten into fights at school. Deal with it. Once with a guy, other times they were prissy girls. It's another great way to vent...and get suspended. :)

Yes, I'm a bitch. Deal with it. If I like you then you won't have to feel my wrath! Love you guys!

The music I listen to? You really want me to list it all? OK, you asked for it...

Alll American Rejects, Prince, Pink Floyd, Guns N's Roses. 3Oh!3, Garbage, Killers, Foo Fighters, Ting Tings, Escape the Fate, Bullet for my Valentine, Metallica, Coldplay, The Fray, Nirvana, Pink, Matchbox 20, Paramore, No Doubt, All Time Low, Avril Lavigne, NevershoutNever!, Evanescnce, Marilyn Manson, Flyleaf, Bon Jovie, KoRn, Simple Plan, Millionaires, Plain White Tees, Lady GaGa, Secondhand Serenade, Panic! At the Disco, Maroon 5, CSS, Shiny Toy Guns, Radiohead, The Ramones, Red Hot Chili Peppers, The Beastie Boys, The Clash, R.E.M, Soundgarden, Mike Relm, Black Eyes Peas, Bloc Party, Muse, Fugazi, The National, Aqualung, Modest Mouse, The Bird and the Bee, Death Cab for Cutie, Yeah Yeah Yeahs, Fishspooner, System of a Down, Kelly Clarkson, Eminem, Fallout Boy, Nine Inch Nails, Green Day, My Chemical Romance, Mayday Parade.That's all I got at the moment but if I think of anything else then I'll post it here!

Music is my life. I just started a band with my bestie Sylviana. Her booksie is Sylviana. We're trying to come out with some shit no one has ever heard before. What can I say? We're both ordinary girls with big dreams. But, if you really got to know me you would know I am everything but ordinary. I guess you could say I'm a dare devil. I have a boyfriend. We're going on our 4th month. His name is Attreyuh. Sylviana is my snap crackle pop. Lol. I miss her and I miss my bf. If you have a problem with me then I don't know what to tell you. I love when people hate me cause haters are your biggest fans.

Take a look at my writing. I have two novels up. Your Smile Took My Breath Away is a modern day romeo and juliet. Hate (I Really Don't Like You) is a novel based on the song by the Plain White Tees, I also have two poems, 4321 and My Beating Heart. Challenge entries are due soon. I think...I don't really know. If you could advertise me on your page that would be great. If you advertise me on your page I'll advertise you on mine. Just leave me a comment and we'll make a deal. If you could become a fan I would be greatful. I also need you to read/ comment on my work because I want to get on the featured writing this summer. It means a lot to me.

OK, I have a bunch of great friends who look out for me. There is Sylviana. She's a cheerleader who is only good if you don't piss her off. Then there's Lizzie (or LizNugget). She's crazy and perverted sometimes too. Edana is unique and her boyfriend Ramon is like a chipmunk. Christina is awesome, she don't care about what people say. Jessica is small but a really good friend. Sophia is up there too with her fiercness or w/e.

CHECK OUT OhHawttDayumm's novel Lazy Much? Indeed. It's awesome with all these twisty turns. You'll like it, promise!

And to all of my fans, you are awesome! I'm glad you like my stuff even though it's not all that great. Er, my fans are my idols. They give me the inspiration to keep writing. Same with all my friends and my other half, Attreyuh. Love you all.








I am not a fake, unlike some other people on booksie. I mean, it's pretty obviousÃÂÃÂÃÂàif the picture isn't yours. And if you are a fake I will let you know. Other wise, I luff you all! Check out my novel Your Smile Took My Breath Away and be sure to comment. And check out monica stodard loves vampires novel My Sinful Lullaby. One of the greatest emo stories. Well, that's me! Become a fan, etc...etc...

p.s. When life gives you lemons...EAT YOUR GOD DAMN LEMONS!

I just wrote a new poem. It is now in my featured writing. Here it is:


Will it ever cease?

The only way to take away this pain is through this self-defeat.

It was only suppose to happen once.

But, I couldn't stop.

The bitter-sweet tast of victory.

But in the end my story is told through these scars.

Now, I cannot bring myself the will power to quit.

Not since the cold metal didn't start to hurt one bit.

As it slowly naws my skin.

I start to cringe as the blood trickles down.

A tear or two drops.

This is what has become of me.

If you want to comment, click on it on my featured writing and click the like button. Gimme feeback, good or bad. I don't care. The good ones make me feel better and the bad ones make be a better writer.


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This is the lead guitarist for Escape the Fate. He's drop-dead gorgeous. I love you Monte Money!


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