paulisastupidface Profile


Location: United States

Member Since: March 2009

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Hahahaha... *awkward laugh*... Well, that other little "bio/summary" was getting a little old, if you know what I mean... 

Yes; Paul is a stupid face, but I'm over it.  EVEN IF MRS. RINKER LOVES HIM.  I don't care.  Really. 

So... I hate talking about myself.  It makes me uncomfortable.  Hey!  That's one thing about me.  Let's see.  I play piano.  I've played for about 6 years or so.  I'm not any good.  My first teacher had just moved from Hong Kong and I couldn't understand her at all.  My next teacher was really awesome, but she was kicked out of the TCU program for some reason and moved to a different city.  My current teacher is really cool, but she decided that she and her husband are going to move to Africa soon, so who knows where I'll go after that.

I love to read.  Some of my favorite books are Pride and Prejudice, Queen's Own Fool, The Lovely Bones, the Curious Incident of the Dog in the Nighttime.  Some of my favorites that are easier reads are:  The Private Novel series, Pretty Little Liars Series, The A-List series, and the Privilege Novels.  Those are like junk food in the form of books. 

I LOVE to play soccer.  SOCCER IS MY LIFE MAN.  At the YMCA that I first played at, you had to be at the youngest, five years old.  I was four, but since I was tall, I was able to be snuck in and have played ever since.  I guess that would be nine years.  Jeez.  Almost a decade.  i feel old. 

I also am on swim team.  I'm not any good at that either.  It's kind of sad.  I keep getting older, so I keep moving up age groups, but I don't really get any better.  I pretty much suck.  But that's ok.  Cuz I've got my eye candy, if you know what I mean.  *wink wink* 

The kind of music I like is weird because it's kind of all over the board.  I would say that I mostly like indie music like Ben Folds and Regina Spektor and Rilo Kiley.  Rilo Kiley is like my favorite.  But then I like really pop-y, catchy, dance-anthem music like Lady Gaga and Britney Spears (oh god) and Hannah Montana (oh my lord. Who am I?!).

My favorite TV show of all time is Arrested Development.  I also like 30 Rock, Parks and Recreation, Degrassi: The Next Generation (awww yeahhh!!), and The Tonight Show With Conan O'Brien.  My favorite movies are: Hot Rod (favorite-est), Baby Mama, Zoolander, Bring It On, Bring It On: All or Nothing, Bring It On: Fight to the Finish, and last but not least, NOT TWILIGHT.  Thank you.  Just had to add that in there.  

Alright.  That's all about me.  I know that you've either left or you're asleep.  Either one is fine by me, however, it's definitely not going to fly by my cat.  She's crazy.  She hates:

  • humming
  • huffing
  • laughing
  • coughing
  • sneezing
  • singing
  • trash bags
  • water jugs
  • breathing
  • smiling
  • baby-talking
  • petting her with your feet
  • pointing
  • Oliver (my other cat)
  • when we make fun of how fat she is
  • Barack Obama
  • paper
  • birds
  • leaves
  • whistling
  • water
  • dogs
  • toy mice
  • water bowls

things she loves:

  • grass
  • twist ties
  • sweaty socks
  • mildew
  • mold
  • food
  • herself
  • ripping out Oliver's hair (ohh yeahh)
  • biting humans
  • being fat
  • people when they feed her

That's about it. 


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