I’m a total spaz.
I have amber eyes
I am one of 13 children. [however I am adopted]
I have a lame mother and a narcissistic dork for a father. Glad I took after my dad :)
I speak my mind and if you don’t like it please record yourself jumping of a bridge so that your suicide ends up on Tosh.O and I can get a good laugh out of it.
Fluent Languages: English/Spanish/Sarcasm
Hebrew/French/Japanese/Arabic [they're a work in progress]
Occupation: Mental Ninja
Educational Status: Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry/High School Graduate
Band Geek of 8 years: flute, oboe, mellephone, french horn, trumpet, violin, and cello
JROTC Freak of 3 years [ranks I’ve had: Private, PFC, CPL, SGT, SSG, SFC, CPT, and MAJ]
Hobbies: reading, writing, listening to music, taking pictures of nature, practicing my instruments, hanging out with friends, mainly plotting my world domination lol
College Plans: Major in Archeology and Egyptology Minor in Photography and Journalism [I am aiming to go study in Cairo and possibly excavate in the Valley of the Kings]
My fears: thunder, chickens, spiders, and feet.
I love energy drinks.
I attack my friends when they have candy.
And I’ll seriously hurt someone for Mountain Dew Voltage!!!
I have a favorite sibling, my gay older brother Joseph.
I absolutely love my friends with all my heart.
I don’t get along with most females.
I love all animals, and yes I count fish as an animal, they have a heart beat and a brain too.
Do the crime pay the time…I’m quite familiar with that line [lots of time spent in a corner for stealing cookies L but hey they were tasty!!]
I have pets. My pets outrank my family. [at least the dang cat don‘t steal my Pringles ]
I live to read & read to live.
Word of wisdom…NEVER touch my food. I have stabbed my brothers more time than I can count for them trying to steal crap of my plate.
I’m on a “see food” diet…I see food and I eat it.
[however the only meat I’ll eat is chicken]
I don’t care what colour skin you have, what religion you are or where the heck you’re from…I give everyone a chance to mess up.
Just because my family is well off that does not make me a snooty little jerk. If I’m a jerk to you that means YOU ticked me off.
I love sports. I mean really how did people live without Rugby???
I am obsessed with video games. [touch my Black Ops disk and you die]
Things I like:
Music, reading, food, sports, school [I’m a total nerd]
Shows: House, NCIS, Criminal Minds, Tosh.O, Jackass, Forgotten Books of the Bible, Family Guy, American Dad, God the Devil and Bob, South Park, Being Human, Invadar Zim, and ANYTHING on Ancient Egypt
Movies: RENT, REPO, The Phantom of the Opera, Hairspray, all the Land Before Time movies, How to Train Your Dragon, Up, Ponyo, Spirited Away, The Hangover, The Other Guys, The Green Hornet, Speak, Taken From Me: The Tiffany Ruben Story, Prayers For Bobbie, and Taken In Broad Daylight
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