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HELLLLOOOO!!! ~^_^~ if you ever want an update of when I post, or want to asks question, or desperately want me to read something of yours email me at firstname.lastname@example.org . Please drop by and give comments, comments are my food!! No comments and I die! I shall starve without your brilliant inputs. Do you want me to die? You want to be a murderer? Did you tell your mother you wanted to grow up and be murderer? No? Then comment please lol
Why haven’t you commented?
Still reading my bio? That is not an excuse!!! While you sit here and read this I die!! Die I tell you! I am withering away!!
I should have made a shorter bio? Why would I do that? How would you know that you’re killing me by still reading this?
You killing me
You’re still reading!!!!
Sustenance I beg of you
Must. Have. Food....
IF I CAN'T HAVE COMMENTS I EAT YOU!!
On a completely different note than my upcoming death, if anyone has a request, they want me to write something for them or wish me to put input in something they wrote just message or post on my page and promise to do my best...and if you are a grammar nazi or just love helping someone with writers block please e-mail me at email@example.com and tell me you would like to be my beta. please and thank you.
Now back to me dying agonizingly slow. AAAHHHH!!!
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