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Location: Sasebo, Japan

Member Since: September 2010

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O_O My bio?! But I HAVE NO BIO!



Oh, so I found an epic Kirby pic:


Doesn't that just disturb you?! Ahhh, I love it.

ANYWAYS, I'm female XD That's all you get. I'm female. And I'm stalking youuuuuuu




Yes, yes I DO in fact LOVE Hithiker's Guide to the Galaxy. Nerd alert, right?! What else am I? Harry Potter fan, Twilight-hater (I DID read the books and I don't like them at all. I'd like to push every twilighter off a damn cliff. I't just like SHUT UP ALREADY!!!) And if you're a Twilighter and you choose to spam me with your retarded crap information, I just want you to know that I know way more than you do on mythology AND I've read the books AND I have a serious background in pretty much everything in that whole general area. So, before you spam me, the epic goddess of all mythological knowledge, I'm warning you, I'll hit back with ferocity because I HATE SPAM!!! So just don't bug me, kay? Kay. Furthermore, don't disturb me with your stupid Twilight fanfics, either, because I know that a lot of you out there write it and I will do nothing but bash, and I mean BASH the bull you made me read (because it falls under spam. I beleive I discussed how much I hate spam?)

Anyways, other than that, I'm a fairly nice person. Just don't give me crap and I won't give you any. That's about it. Oh, also, Karsyn Li is like my friggin twin, yo. XD (Too much Japanese, I know <_<) Nah, I just like harrassing her. XP *hits me* OWWW! Dammit, man! DX

So, erm, I'm probably gonna edit this much later whan I can find all my epic pics of do~om. Lum dum duuummmmmm! XD

And I think I'm a crap writer. o_o# Bullshit if you're offended; I'm ALWAYS politically correct, DEAL WITH IT.

Let's see... I have to freaking THINK about everything this damned thing JUST got rid of. I mean, holy freaking shit, man. I do NOT appreciate spending 45 minutes updating things only to have them be erased.

I drew:


so if you steal it without my permission, I will kick your sorrry ass. I put it up to brag XD

I also play piano, flute, organ, viola, and barry sax with regularity. I can also play tenor and alto sax and percussion if I really wanted to, but I choose not. And... I can't think of what else to share that this thing erased. :/ Dammit! Whatever.

Here's a tidbit my friend wrote that melted my heart a while back:

You're never gonna be alone From this moment on If you ever feel like letting go I wont let you fall When all hope is gone I know that you can carry on We're gonna take the world along I'll hold you until the hurt is gone

Isn't he sweet? <3

So, uh, read my stuff ok? Perhaps not; your head might explode. :/


Ok, so I'm pretty much never on booksie. There's some sort of unspoken rule that requires you to have a new chapter in like a week or something ridiculous. Well, I just can't keep up so I joined There's some stuff on there that isn't on here and guess what? You don't have to update! If you follow someone, the website sends you updates so you don't have to do it yourself. Totally more convenient.

So, check me out, I'm Vann Haal and you won't be disappointed! (Except that there's no smut on figgy. I'll probably post all the sex here for you guys.)


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