specialagentplum Profile


Location: Greenvale. It's near Twin Peaks., United Kingdom

Member Since: January 2012

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'ELLO, GUVS! I'm Special Agent Plum, and I'm probably never ever going to write anything on this here booksie thing. But, in case I do want to write, it's here, no? I'm more of a blog person, as I have a brilliantly annoying inability to do work, and novels are just way too long (and short stories are too short to say what you want and poetry is EFFORT).  And I can't even blog correctly- I write too little about the wrong things. I can write nice wiv pretty wurds tho :3 So, I'm just going to sit here quietly in the corner like a stalker, reading and reviewing and commenting on your work. And I'm a harsh, harsh critic. Seriously, if you think your work is nothing short of perfection, hand it here. I'll be the judge...and the jury...and the executioner. MUAHAHAHAHA! *comically evil laughter only capable by a short, masculine, semi-irish girl*

P.S. I love you all really. Yes, even you. (Especially you, Lia, for calling me out on my misuse of 'an'. This is why we need each other :D)  


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