SplatterpunkShelbs Profile

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Location: Kansas City, United States

Member Since: April 2008

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Hi there. I'm Shelby.

My friends call me Shelbs.

My enemies...they don't call me. :)

I like animals, reading, writing, nature, my friends, and music.

I also play a LOT of videogames.

I don't know what I want. I love beautiful things, but they make me sad.

There is a beautiful boy who is the inspiration for almost all my poems.

And I'll never tell him that.

I consume caffeine constantly.

I have debilitating migraines that leave me bedridden at times.

I love the stars, and I wish i didn't suck at math, because I always wanted to be an astronomer.

But writing about them is great too.

I'm a Mulatta, half black/half white.

Oscar Wilde is my idol.

I speak latin, and use it mostly to insult people who I know will not understand it.

George Bush est Stultior quod asinus.

I hope you enjoy reading my work as much as I enjoy creating it.

Feedback is greatly appreciated but not required.

Thank you and enjoy.


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