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I have to warn you though that the published version of Le Vampire is a rough draft, it is not the final version nor has it been completely edited, but im busy sorting that out as we speak.
EVERYONE ME AND THE HULK ARE PROUD STALKERS OF LADYJULIANAC.GO VISIT HER PAGE NOWWWW me and her will mix stories soon so,ja if u wanna know more about the other character or get confused,its not my problem, just joking wounldnt do that,ask 4 help or read the otha story.
I wonder if
other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious
some batteries, but they weren't included.
I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five.
some of my best works come
for when im depressed then again whose doesnt,what to
well lets start at a
point.in form South Africa, and it is true that the crime rate is
i love people and have a very bubbly personality,but sometimes i think im bypolar because i can be two different people.from happy and fun loving to dark and depressed.....sometimes i feel like im wearing a mask to hide who i really am,no need to fret i do know how i am deep down.
........besides God doesnt budge on details ;)
im 5607 yrs young, and apart from the apparent manic depressive i am (just kidding)im very very..... honest
my father works for the russian secret service, and i communicate wit him via satillite, he is also a partime arms dealer.he trades mainly in afrcia, he likes the CONGO for some reason, ANYWAY.
my mother works for the mafia, she helps clean up things with the law, making sure the gang has as little hassles as possible.She however also specializes in money laundering and recruitment.
my brother is a chineese hitman, he is responsible for the assasination on JFK,as one can see he has left his mark on history.he however has had to be bailled out of jail several times once was because he crashed a stolen TANK into the home of president Jacob Zuma (President of South Africa)
ME, well, im just me.....part of a large family of crime...... although i have my fair share in the crime business....because the job is risky i have trained and masterd many maritial art forms, i am in the inner-circle with most of hollywood and have may connections in high places i must ad.
many heads of mafia all over the world have come to our house to rub shoulders with my parents.
but i have bigger fish to fry, i love climbing into my time portal every now and then, and have frequent talks with HITLER.
I am also good friends with dracula, i must say that approaching him at first was abit tricky.
for more on my life story i have made a biography, which can be read on this profile, wen i decide to post it
as one can see im a compulsive liar, hehehe but on a other note i have no idea what to write so just ask me and ill answer your question as honestly as i can!!!! Enjoy
revolution,russian revolution,french revolution,dancing,thinking,fine
art,paint,science,philosophy,first and second world war,trial of Kluas
Barbie.History,analising the meaning of life,contemplating the term
existance,Economy,war,truth,Che Ernesto Guevara,Mythology,Greek
colour and light,sturcture,einstien,structure and the bewilderment of life oh and Love
'never lick the spoon'-Albert Einstien
'I am Fidel Castro,and we have come to liberate Cuba'-Fidel castro
'when we no longer dream we die!'-not sure
When you are
courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on
a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's
when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose
red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am
basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut
taxes are, you might as well marry for love.
when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer
Two things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe.
grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty.
She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she
My theory is
that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare.
If love is
the answer, could you please rephrase the question?
never wear anything that panics the cat.
Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.
great pets. They have more personality than goldfish.
wrongs don't make a right, try three.
If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer.
In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first.
My computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing.
My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them.
My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
I think serial monogamy says it all.
I used to be Snow White, but I drifted .
I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass.
I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator.
I was the kid next door's imaginary friend.
I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead.
I have a new
philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time.
I have never been hurt by what I have not said.
I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well.
I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her.
I intend to live forever. So far, so good.
I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio.
I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me.
are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come
I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific.
I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally.
I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens.
I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries.
evils, I always pick the one I never tried
yes i am the vampire addict,but oldschool vampires...The DRACULA version,asin they DIE when in the sun....
this is really really good,i recomend it if u want a good chuckle,hehehe gott love it when they play baseball-u gotta watch it to understand. this is amazingly funny.check it out
im also a hopless romantic,im inlove with love and the idea of love.
that said i do have a boyfriend, and i love him with my whole heart.
My father useto call me Sweetness,that is the inspiration for my name.
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