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Location: Pretoria, South Africa

Member Since: August 2008

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I have to warn you though that the published version of Le Vampire is a rough draft, it is not the final version nor has it been completely edited, but im busy sorting that out as we speak.

EVERYONE ME AND THE HULK ARE PROUD STALKERS OF LADYJULIANAC.GO VISIT HER PAGE NOWWWW  me and her will mix stories soon so,ja if u wanna know more about the other character or get confused,its not my problem, just joking wounldnt do that,ask 4 help or read the otha story.


I wonder if other dogs think poodles are members of a weird religious cult. rita rudner

I bought some batteries, but they weren't included. steve wright I busted a mirror and got seven years bad luck, but my lawyer thinks he can get me five. steve wright


some of my best works come for when im depressed then again whose doesnt,what to say??????

well lets start at a point.in form South Africa, and it is true that the crime rate is high... ha.

i love people and have a very bubbly personality,but sometimes i think im bypolar because i can be two different people.from happy and fun loving to dark and depressed.....sometimes i feel like im wearing a mask to hide who i really am,no need to fret i do know how i am deep down.

........besides God doesnt budge on details ;)

im 5607 yrs young, and apart from the apparent manic depressive i am (just kidding)im very very..... honest

my father works for the russian secret service, and i communicate wit him via satillite, he is also a partime arms dealer.he trades mainly in afrcia, he likes the CONGO for some reason, ANYWAY.

my mother works for the mafia, she helps clean up things with the law, making sure the gang has as little hassles as possible.She however also specializes in money laundering and recruitment.

my brother is a chineese hitman, he is responsible for the assasination on JFK,as one can see he has left his mark on history.he however has had to be bailled out of jail several times once was because he crashed a stolen TANK into the home of president  Jacob Zuma (President of South Africa)  

ME, well, im just me.....part of a large family of crime...... although i have my fair share in the crime business....because the job is risky i have trained and masterd many maritial art forms, i am in the inner-circle with most of hollywood and have may connections in high places i must ad.

many heads of mafia all over the world have come to our house to rub shoulders with my parents.

but i have bigger fish to fry, i love climbing into my time portal every now and then, and have frequent talks with HITLER.

I am also good friends with dracula, i must say that approaching him at first was abit tricky.

for more on my life story i have made a biography, which can be read on this profile, wen i decide to post it

as one can see im a compulsive liar, hehehe but on a other note i have no idea what to write so just ask me and ill answer your question as honestly as i can!!!! Enjoy




God,communism,marxism,guerilla warfare,socialism,politics,religion,industrial

revolution,russian revolution,french revolution,dancing,thinking,fine

art,paint,science,philosophy,first and second world war,trial of Kluas

Barbie.History,analising the meaning of life,contemplating the term

existance,Economy,war,truth,Che Ernesto Guevara,Mythology,Greek

myhtology,nature,music,Fidel Castro,Art,thesim,photoghraphy,film,music,

colour and light,sturcture,einstien,structure and the bewilderment of life oh and Love

Fav quotes

'never lick the spoon'-Albert Einstien

'I am Fidel Castro,and we have come to liberate Cuba'-Fidel castro

'when we no longer dream we die!'-not sure

When you are courting a nice girl an hour seems like a second. When you sit on a red-hot cinder a second seems like an hour. That's relativity. albert einstien

Recession is when a neighbor loses his job. Depression is when you lose yours.

ronald regan

Roses are red, violets are blue, I'm schizophrenic, and so am I.

oscar leviant

The two basic items necessary to sustain life are sunshine and coconut milk. dustin hoffman

The way taxes are, you might as well marry for love. joe lewis

Tragedy is when I cut my finger. Comedy is when you fall into an open sewer and die. mel brooksTwo things are infinite: the universe and human stupidity; and I'm not sure about the universe. allbert einstien

My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was sixty. She's ninety-seven now, and we don't know where the hell she is. ellen degenerres

My theory is that all of Scottish cuisine is based on a dare. mike myers

If love is the answer, could you please rephrase the question? lily tomlin never wear anything that panics the cat.

p.j. o'rourke

Originality is the fine art of remembering what you hear but forgetting where you heard it.

laurence peter

Parrots make great pets. They have more personality than goldfish. chevy chase

If two wrongs don't make a right, try three. laurence perra If you ask me anything I don't know, I'm not going to answer. yogi berra In comic strips, the person on the left always speaks first. george carlinMy computer beat me at checkers, but I sure beat it at kickboxing. emo philips My fake plants died because I did not pretend to water them. mithch headberg My Father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.

spike milligan I think serial monogamy says it all. tracy ullman I used to be Snow White, but I drifted .   mae west I used to jog but the ice cubes kept falling out of my glass. david leeroth I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury. 

groucho marx

I was sleeping the other night, alone, thanks to the exterminator. emo philips I was the kid next door's imaginary friend. emo philips I will not eat oysters. I want my food dead. Not sick. Not wounded. Dead. woody allen

I have a new philosophy. I'm only going to dread one day at a time. charlz schulz I have never been hurt by what I have not said.

calvin cooildge I have tried to know absolutely nothing about a great many things, and I have succeeded fairly well. robert benchly I haven't spoken to my wife in years. I didn't want to interrupt her. rodney dangerfield I intend to live forever. So far, so good. 

steven wright I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw that my bath toys were a toaster and a radio. joan rivers

I like long walks, especially when they are taken by people who annoy me. fred allen

Human beings are the only creatures on earth that allow their children to come back home. bill cosby I always wanted to be somebody, but now I realize I should have been more specific. lily tomlin I am free of all prejudices. I hate every one equally. w.c. fields I am not afraid of death, I just don't want to be there when it happens. 

woody allen I am the literary equivalent of a Big Mac and Fries. stephen king

Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

mae west

yes i am the vampire addict,but oldschool vampires...The DRACULA version,asin they DIE when in the sun....



this is really really good,i recomend it if u want a good chuckle,hehehe gott love it when they play baseball-u gotta watch it to understand. this is amazingly funny.check it out

im also a hopless romantic,im inlove with love and the idea of love.

that said i do have a boyfriend, and i love him with my whole heart.

My father useto call me Sweetness,that is the inspiration for my name.


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