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I'm Lauren. I respond to Orange and Smurfette, for reasons I don't feel like explaining right now.


I never ever ever ever ever EVER go anywhere without a VitaminWater and my iPod, and I have everything on there. I have bands my parents grew up with, bands everyone knows, and bands no one's ever heard of. I loveeeeee Set It Off,The Academy Is..., Hit The Lights, Swing The Coast, Escape The Fate, Let's Get It, Rocky Loves Emily, The Jealousy Game, Artist Vs Poet, Stay, A Skylit Drive,  Alesana, The Ataris, The Almost, Evil Us,You Me At Six, Falling In Reverse,The OverUnder, The Cab, All Time Low, blessthefall,  The Maine, The Cab Kids In Glass Houses, American Classic, Mayday Parade, Search The City (they broke up, but I promise you will not regret looking them up.), Anberlin, Danger Is My Middle Name, Story of the Year, There For Tomorrow, and Go Radio. And I listen to everything except  jazz, rap, and Disney, so if there's someone I should know about, tell me and I will definitely look them up :]


I am a HUGE perfectionist. I'm also a control freak.

I'm unnatural amounts of superstitious about  my socks. If I take them off I can't put them back on till they get washed, and they can't match, because it's bad luck.

I'm kind of addicted to ChapStick.

One day, I'm going to marry Shaun White, or someone from blessthefall. It will be fantastic. And you are most definitely invited to the wedding. =D


I only eat Kit Kats if they're frozen.

I love fortune cookies, thunder storms, and roller coasters.

Being alone, blood, and Ferris wheels terrify me to no end.


Math is an awful subject and makes me want to cry almost as much as Ferris wheels do.

I'm uncoordinated like you wouldn't believe.

The smell of Lysol, Clorox, Sprite, 7Up, and any flavor of Mtn Dew makes me sick.


As long as I don't have to play, I will sit through any sports game in the world as long as it's not golf.

I am not at all a morning person.

Cats hate me. I've only ever met 2 that will come anywhere near me, and it's because they live with 5 dogs and therefore don't realize they're cats.

I love macaroni & cheese.

I bite my nails. I started doing 5 push ups for every time I catch myself chewing them. I'm probably going to be a bodybuilder by the end of the school year.


I love to color, and finger paint, and watch little kid's Disney movies.

My best friend is a guy. I love him to death, but it sucks because you can never have sleep overs.

Dunkin Donuts makes THE best (and as far as I know, the only) toasted coconut donuts. If you've never had one, go get one. They are fantastic*.


I love pineapple.

Cookie dough may possibly be the best thing to ever exist.

Strawberry cheesecake ice cream is a close second.


Alex DeLeon from The Cab sounds like the coolest guy in the world & says some really amazing stuff sometimes. Then he sings & it's even better. If blessthefall and Shaun White don't work out, I'm marrying him.

I draw on all my band aids that don't already have something on them, and the bottoms of all my shoes.

I probably account for about 1/8 of the total Snapple consumption in the United States. I probably also account for 1/30 of the total coffee consumption and 1/5 of the VitaminWaters.

I love The Buried Life & The World of Jenks.  They're definitely the best shows on TV, with a close third being The Office.


I don't bite and love to talk, so leave me comments or something. uNLeSs u tIpE LyK ThySS. Then just go away until you learn to spell. Because I promise if you leave me a comment like that, I'll ignore it.



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