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YOU CAN ADD ME ON
BUT DONT FORGET TO ADD A PERSONAL MESSAGE THAT
YOU ARE FROM BOOKSIE.
i am a totally confused soul....indulging myself into some sort of trouble and what more... just looking forward for some readers for my stories...
NOW SOMETHING SERIOUS...I DONT FOLLOW THE WELL KNOWN POLICY " YOU FIRST READ MINE...AND THEN I WILL READ YOURS"...SO FEEL FREE TO LEAVE A COMMENT ABOUT YOUR WORKS...IF IT SOUNDS INTERESTING...I WILL BE THERE.
THOUGH I CANT GO THROUGH ALL YOUR WORKS BECAUSE I HAVE MY SCHOOL(SIGH), HOMEWORKS(SIGH...SIGH) AND TESTS (SIGH...SIGH...SIGH).
BUT YEAH I WOULD BE HIGHLY GRATEFUL TO YOU IF YOU READ AND COMMENT ON MY WORKS...
I KNOW I AM NOT A GOOD WRITER ... CALLING MYSELF A BEGINNER WOULD BE...UMMM...A BIT CONSOLING...
SO, I AM ALWAYS OPEN TO CONSTRUCTIVE CRITICISM...
Some of life's unanswered
If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?
When you snap your fingers, does the sound occur when your middle finger releases from your thumb, or when your middle finger hits the palm of your hand?
Why are you IN a movie, but your ON TV?
Can't anybody who has a job go in the "employees only" doors at restaurants? Shouldnt they be more specific and say "employees of this place only"?
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
If shampoo comes in so many colors, why is the lather on your head always white?
If a table is propped up can it be propped down?
If our planet is inhabited with creatures made by God...is it possible that there's another planet inhabited with creatures made by the Devil?
Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawaiian Pizza?
How come stealing from one book is plagiarism, but stealing from many is research?
2.) You haven't played solitare with real cards for years
3.) The reason for not staying in touch with your
friends is they dont have a screenname or my space
4.) You'd rather look all over the house for the remote
instead of just pushing the buttons on the TV
6.) Your boss doesn't even have the ability to do your job
7.) As you read this list you keep nodding and smiling
8.) As you read this list you think about sending it to all
9.) And you were too busy to notice number 5
10.) You scrolled back up to see if there was a number 5
11.) Now you are laughing at yourself stupidly
12.) Put this in your profile if you fell for that, and
you know you did!
If when you are waiting for something, you stare at the clock to make it go slower on purpose, just to torture yourself, copy and paste this into your profile.
Short Funny Quotes
I have great faith in fools; self-confidence my friends call it.
It’s not cheating unless you get caught.
Quitting smoking is the easiest thing in the world. I’ve done it dozens of times.
I think crime pays. The hours are good, you travel a lot.
I hope life isn’t a joke, because I don’t get it.
When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading.
Flying is simple. You just throw yourself at the ground and miss.
Avoid hangovers: stay drunk.
Most people are only alive because it is illegal to shoot them.
Life is a waste of time and time is a waste of life, so waste your time and have the time of your life !
As long as there are tests, there will be prayer in schools.
Girls want a lot of things from one guy. Conversely, guys want one thing from a lot of girls.
I’ve got problem for your solution…
Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?”
Everyone has a photographic memory… some just don’t have film.
Common sense is the most evenly distributed quantity in the world. Everyone thinks he has enough.
All people have the right to stupidity but some abuse the privilege.
When I was born I was so surprised I didn’t talk for a year and a half.
Do you believe in love at first sight or should I walk by again
OK NOW ...IF YOU ARE TOO MUCH OBBESSED OF STUPIDITY THEN HERE IS SOMETHING WISE FOR YOU
Knowledge talks, wisdom listens.
Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, shame on me !
Only the wisest and the stupidest of men never change.
Don’t let your victories go to your head, or your failures go to your heart.
Those who criticize our generation forget who raised it.
Criticizing is easy, art is difficult.
Violence won’t solve a thing. It makes it more challenging to solve, though.
I don’t know what the key to success is, but the key to failure is trying to please everyone.
Not to care for philosophy is to be a true philospher.
The mind is like a parachute. It doesn’t work unless it’s open.
The best mind-altering drug is truth.
Never forget what a man says to you when he is angry.
A winner listens, a loser just waits untill it is their turn to talk.
Guns don’t kill people — people do.
He who knows others is wise. He who knows himself is enlightened.
If you are not part of the cure, then you are part of the problem.
The only time you run out of chances is when you stop taking them.
The best things in life are not things.
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