The Bard

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The Bard

Location: Wandering the multi-verse, United States

Gender: M

Member Since: September 2011

Last online: November 2018

Open for read requests: Yes


Last Updated Aug 12, 2018

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Guilt by assoication


Was warned last night to be careful who my friends are on this site because I may become guilty by assoication.  It is kind of funny the person who issued this warning has assoicated with worse people then my friends and is even guilty of things on here that far surpass anything my friends may have done in the past or do in the furture.  It truly makes me wonder why he is so threatened by me and my friends.

30,000 Reads


I have reached the milestone of have 30,000 reads.  I just wished more people would leave comments when they read, but still at least they are taking a look at my stuff.

Joined houses


Joined two houses, Fantasy Realms and Troll Cave.  My alter ego (the other The Bard) joined Review Chain House and Troll Cave.  We also have started reposting a story of mine that we are rewriting, I am thinking of doing this with several other stories I am working on.

Booksie 2017-2018 Short Story Contest


You can't win if you don't play the game so I have entered the Booksie 2017-2018 Short Story Contest.  I know my chances are bad up against better writers, but sometimes the underdog actually pulls it off.  Wish me luck.

“I think of myself as a bad writer with big ideas, but I'd rather be that than a big writer with bad ideas.”

― Michael MoorcockElric: The Stealer of Souls

~ The Bard

Profile Information

I’m just a simple storyteller not looking for fame and fortune, but I do like the women it gets me.

I have a wide variety of stories and not all of them may be to your liking.  My suggesting is if you read something of mine you don’t like, ignore it.  Jumping on my case won’t solve anything and will probably end up getting you even more pissed off.

I do read requests so just drop me a quickee or a private message and I’ll get to it.  I don’t do memoirs or romance so don’t ask.  If it is a book then I’ll read at least the first two chapters, after that depends on if I like it or not.  If it is poorly formatted I’m not going to waste my time trying to read it.  If you don’t have the pride to format it correctly then you don’t really want somebody’s opinion you want reads.


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Tickle My Funny Bone Comedy Writing Contest 2018

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