The Megathon

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The Megathon

Location: STALKERRRRR, United States

Member Since: July 2008

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IMPORTANT: Yes. I have a new account. The Megathon has become a backlog for older work, and WriterZombie shall contain new stuff. GAH, WILL I EVER BE FINISHED WITH THIS INSANITY? SHALL THE WORK EVER BE DONE? I hate being such a procrastinator...


Hi!! I am Amity Willows, also know as... Amity Willows. :-)

Ello. I am Ella Star, also known as Darker Heart here.

Greeting and salutations my fuzzy friends, I am Sneezy Hippo, the Hippo that Sneezes.

Hiya. I'm all three. My name is Kelsey, and I have created The Megathon to encompass all my writings. I, being young and stupid, have never quite been able to chose a name for myself in the writing world. My mum, being protective, (bless her soul) didn't want my real name blasted all ove the web when I started writing, and we still don't want my full name out there. So I chose a fake name, Amity. Then I stopped writing for a while, then I got sick of myself. I didn't feel like the persona I had created. Happy, springy, hyper. I was moody, temperamental, and dark. The Ella was born. No, I had no idea there was some girl in some movie with the same freaking name. GRRRRRR!!!

Anyways. I got past the moodiness (sort of) and got WEIRD. Weirder then Amity, that's for sure. I felt guilty for abandoning both personas, so I came back as Sneezy Hippo. Sneezy never had a name. Only two people knew (for sure) that I was/am all these people. Lionheart, who keeps asking for me, saying I'm his retard. Thanks, friend. T_T

And my girlfriend. (NOT IN A ROMANTIC SENSE, DAMMIT) She faithfully tells me how everyone thinks I'm dead, and how I need to keep writing all my stories. Okay, fine. So here I am. I'm just going to be myself.

Moody. :(

Stupid. ^_^

Happy. :-)


Greedy. $_$

Brain dead. X__X

Confused and brain dead. O_o

Braind ead and confused. o_O

Small minded and scared. o-o

Hypnotized. @_@


I'm going to stop being a persona and start being Me, with a capital M. HOLD ONTO YOUR ASSES PEOPLE, KELSEY'S COMING!! BOOOOOHAHAHAHA!

P.S. ALL my writng will be here. Not just selections, but everything from those accounts. Don't believe I am who I am? Those accounts shall tell you that I am. BOOYAH BABY, IN YO FACE.

P.P.S. I'm working on a million different things right now, so later I'll come back and make my profile the beautiful, colorful place it always is.


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