The Novelist
The Novelist

The Novelist

The Novelist


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The Novelist

Location: none of your buisness, United States

Member Since: March 2012

Last online: February 2016

Open for read requests: Yes

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Click this picture and it will bring you to a blog that I haven't updated in over a year! Fun, right?!?

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I WOULD BE VERY PLEASED IF I WERE TO GET THIS MESSAGE ON MY SCREEN!!!

 

 

 

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I Just want people to know, that while I do accept reading requests, i'm not likely to read it if it is a romance story. I am not to interested in them, okay? I'm more of the reader of actiony stuff.

Not trying to be mean, but I wouldn't waste your breath on me if its a romance thing. Sorry.

Whoa, hey! Put that sharp object down this instant! No! My offending you is no reason to kill me! Yep, that's right, set it down. Good. Violence is not the answer unless someone has taken your bacon. Then you can kill them.

However, I can tolerate romance in a story or novel, just not a story or novel revolving around romance.

 

 

Things that you never cared to know about The Novelist!

Lets see, I was born in the fantastic year of 500 + 600 + 800 + 44 +44 +10

That means that I'm a tiger in the chinese zodiac, an aquarius in the other zodiac, and an alien on the geek zodiac.

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My birthday is on the last day of the first month

 

 

The number one book ever written (thus far): Skulduggery Pleasant. Specifically the eighth book.

The number one color: purple

 

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The number one food: Bacon

 

The number one number: 4

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The number one super hero: Spider-Man

 

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Just to be perfectly clear, in case there's any sort of confusion, I'm a dude.

 

Things I am:

Awesome (debatable)
A nerd ('tis a complement)
Odd
Bespeckled
Spiky haired
Good looking (also debatable)... just kidding, no it's not.
Also humble, very very humble. And modest.
 

I also enjoy making comics

Books I reccommend:

skulduggery pleasant series

harry potter series

hitchhiker's guide to the galaxy

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